1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,624 Previously on Californication. 2 00:00:01,724 --> 00:00:02,980 so...why the vasectomy? 3 00:00:02,982 --> 00:00:04,081 i hate the rubbers 4 00:00:05,382 --> 00:00:08,032 what happened back there could have happened to anybody 5 00:00:08,033 --> 00:00:11,510 wrong place,wrong time,wrong vagina 6 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:14,155 i think it's time i go have a little chat with our president 7 00:00:18,890 --> 00:00:21,061 That's it. Runkle is ankling. 8 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,952 you'r sure you don't want me to step outside? 9 00:00:23,953 --> 00:00:25,438 I've had way grosser dudes than you 10 00:00:25,439 --> 00:00:27,487 staring into the business end of my cooter all day long. 11 00:00:27,846 --> 00:00:28,573 porn 12 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:30,040 julian is a writer too 13 00:00:30,047 --> 00:00:31,893 really?my condolenses 14 00:00:31,896 --> 00:00:35,630 what i write about is accessing the artist 15 00:00:35,731 --> 00:00:38,491 it exists within every single ones 16 00:00:38,892 --> 00:00:41,469 so why not get this straight. your name is trixie 17 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,418 and you'r a whore 18 00:00:43,421 --> 00:00:44,457 lew ashby 19 00:00:44,493 --> 00:00:45,600 hank moody 20 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:46,840 the writer? 21 00:00:46,842 --> 00:00:48,997 i got this book deal 22 00:00:50,302 --> 00:00:52,140 They want to write about why everything i touched 23 00:00:52,145 --> 00:00:53,105 turns to gold 24 00:00:53,126 --> 00:00:54,320 you'll write? 25 00:01:06,621 --> 00:01:08,268 Hey, great.you'r out 26 00:01:08,270 --> 00:01:09,411 i made some coffee 27 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,234 hey becca.let's go 28 00:01:13,411 --> 00:01:16,925 hmm..you know the house that we'r visiting on 29 00:01:16,927 --> 00:01:17,717 is over the value 30 00:01:17,718 --> 00:01:21,036 so i thought i could just get sonja drop me 31 00:01:21,317 --> 00:01:23,037 at lew ashby's house tonight 32 00:01:23,038 --> 00:01:26,100 maybe we could go get dinner some place in the hollywood 33 00:01:27,498 --> 00:01:28,225 what do you think? i'm listening. 34 00:01:28,945 --> 00:01:30,421 but with your hands? 35 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:31,560 i'm like a blind man 36 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,200 some of us have jobs to go to 37 00:01:36,335 --> 00:01:37,870 you know,like responsibility 38 00:01:37,871 --> 00:01:40,709 so do i.but i balance that shit 39 00:01:40,710 --> 00:01:42,331 i don't like the crushing pressures 40 00:01:42,332 --> 00:01:45,633 that will interfere the regions of my life as a sexual being 41 00:01:45,664 --> 00:01:46,570 i notice that 42 00:01:46,571 --> 00:01:49,458 But I don't know if getting paid six-figure sums 43 00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:52,887 to hang out with rock Stars all day really constitutes work 44 00:01:52,890 --> 00:01:55,091 -but, you know... -of course it does. 45 00:01:55,124 --> 00:01:56,582 Don't you want to send me off to the salt mines 46 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:58,590 with a smile on my face? 47 00:01:58,623 --> 00:02:00,290 You're not giving up, right? okay. 48 00:02:02,657 --> 00:02:04,557 Oh, my god. that's -- no. hey! 49 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:07,223 That's the mailman. that's the wrong number. 50 00:02:07,256 --> 00:02:09,990 Becca. it's mia. she's here. 51 00:02:10,024 --> 00:02:11,223 Hello, hello! 52 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:14,623 -Nobody's home! -Knock, knock, foster family. 53 00:02:17,879 --> 00:02:18,857 Becca, come on. 54 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:20,924 You don't want to be late on your first day. 55 00:02:20,957 --> 00:02:22,657 You can sulk later. honey, come on. 56 00:02:22,690 --> 00:02:23,890 Did you have breakfast? 57 00:02:23,924 --> 00:02:25,990 Did I mention I hate you? 58 00:02:26,024 --> 00:02:27,191 Yes, you did. I know. 59 00:02:27,223 --> 00:02:30,390 I'm evil, but just get out here now. please? 60 00:02:30,423 --> 00:02:32,857 You promise you won't make fun? 61 00:02:32,890 --> 00:02:33,790 Yes. 62 00:02:33,824 --> 00:02:34,857 No! no. 63 00:02:34,890 --> 00:02:36,824 Come on. we're kidding. 64 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,557 No one's gonna make the fun. 65 00:02:38,590 --> 00:02:41,890 I'm sure you never looked lovelier. 66 00:02:41,924 --> 00:02:44,029 Parents who truly love their children 67 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:46,924 make sacrifices to homeschool them. 68 00:02:46,957 --> 00:02:48,857 Let's go. come on. get your stuff. 69 00:02:51,157 --> 00:02:53,623 And, you... 70 00:02:53,657 --> 00:02:54,790 Good luck today. 71 00:02:54,824 --> 00:02:57,390 You too. kick some architectural ass. 72 00:02:57,423 --> 00:02:58,194 And may the force be with you, 73 00:02:58,196 --> 00:03:01,157 my preppy-goth princess. 74 00:03:01,191 --> 00:03:05,057 Hey, and whatever you do, don't be another brick in the wall! 75 00:04:24,690 --> 00:04:27,857 The chorus is the verse. 76 00:04:27,890 --> 00:04:30,824 What -- what the fuck does that mean? 77 00:04:32,457 --> 00:04:35,924 Work it out, grasshoppers. 78 00:04:35,957 --> 00:04:36,824 Smoke? 79 00:04:36,857 --> 00:04:39,356 Aw, no, thanks. I quit. 80 00:04:39,390 --> 00:04:40,890 Chorus was the verse. 81 00:04:40,924 --> 00:04:42,623 Yeah. the chorus was the verse. 82 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:43,617 So you know you just -- 83 00:04:43,619 --> 00:04:45,490 you just listened to that song one time? 84 00:04:45,523 --> 00:04:47,824 I hear. I speak. I move on. that's my job. 85 00:04:47,857 --> 00:04:50,390 Right. so you just operate on pure instinct? 86 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:52,390 What the fuck else is there? 87 00:04:52,423 --> 00:04:55,476 I don't know -- intellect, technique, 88 00:04:55,476 --> 00:04:56,191 For instance. 89 00:04:56,223 --> 00:04:57,423 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 90 00:04:57,457 --> 00:04:59,053 Warren zevon could sit down 91 00:04:59,055 --> 00:05:01,824 and talk 12-tone theory with, uh, stravinsky. 92 00:05:01,857 --> 00:05:03,969 Half the cockbags that come through 93 00:05:03,969 --> 00:05:06,623 Here barely play their fucking instruments. 94 00:05:06,657 --> 00:05:09,010 Yesterday the lead singer's girlfriend comes by with 95 00:05:09,010 --> 00:05:10,444 All these sprinkles cupcakes, 96 00:05:10,446 --> 00:05:12,320 and one of those little screamo fags in there 97 00:05:12,322 --> 00:05:13,593 pulls out this little plastic knife, 98 00:05:13,594 --> 00:05:16,038 Cuts one in half, shares it with the other johnny cupcake. 99 00:05:16,924 --> 00:05:19,896 Elton john going down on george michael in a public washroom -- 100 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:21,356 less gay. 101 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:22,458 It would've been more gay 102 00:05:22,459 --> 00:05:25,369 if he shoves a cupcake up the other guy's ass and then ate it out of there, 103 00:05:25,371 --> 00:05:27,990 but thank you for putting that in my head, you know? 104 00:05:27,991 --> 00:05:29,523 Because I love me some elton john. 105 00:05:29,525 --> 00:05:30,957 Oh, you love me some elton john? 106 00:05:32,857 --> 00:05:34,757 What are you -- get off of my ass. 107 00:05:34,790 --> 00:05:37,390 Looks like we're just in time. 108 00:05:37,423 --> 00:05:39,924 Uh, take-out has arrived. 109 00:05:40,824 --> 00:05:42,690 How you doing? good. 110 00:05:44,057 --> 00:05:45,590 Hank moody. 111 00:05:45,623 --> 00:05:47,557 Beatrice trixie. 112 00:05:47,590 --> 00:05:48,924 You two know each other? 113 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:53,590 Uh, I seem to recall... an exchange of currency, yes. 114 00:05:53,623 --> 00:05:54,096 Well, cool. 115 00:05:54,096 --> 00:05:55,653 Then you take trixie, I'll take amber, 116 00:05:55,654 --> 00:05:57,690 unless you want to go together? no. 117 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,457 Swap midstream? no! 118 00:05:59,490 --> 00:06:00,390 No? cool. 119 00:06:00,423 --> 00:06:02,290 Catch you on the flip side. 120 00:06:02,323 --> 00:06:04,091 Amber! 121 00:06:04,124 --> 00:06:05,790 So... 122 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,757 How's trix? 123 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:11,557 Charlie runkle from -- um...j-just -- just charlie runkle. 124 00:06:11,590 --> 00:06:13,157 Where? f-from planet earth. 125 00:06:13,191 --> 00:06:15,191 That's where I'm calling from, okay? 126 00:06:15,223 --> 00:06:18,557 Meanwhile, how about we just get a lunch on... 127 00:06:18,590 --> 00:06:20,191 The books. 128 00:06:20,223 --> 00:06:22,057 Nice. 129 00:06:27,390 --> 00:06:28,757 Hey. 130 00:06:28,790 --> 00:06:30,457 Hey, I know you. how you doing? 131 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,057 You -- you don't remember me? 132 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:33,557 We met at my wife's salon. 133 00:06:33,590 --> 00:06:35,508 Yeah, you were having your lady needs tended to, 134 00:06:35,509 --> 00:06:36,939 and I was -- oh, 135 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:37,724 Marcy's dude. 136 00:06:37,757 --> 00:06:39,024 Yes. charlie runk 137 00:06:39,057 --> 00:06:40,323 Daisy. 138 00:06:40,356 --> 00:06:42,256 Daisy. that's right. daisy. so, the lovely daisy. 139 00:06:42,290 --> 00:06:43,990 Where are you off to this lovely afternoon? 140 00:06:44,024 --> 00:06:45,390 You know, just work. 141 00:06:45,423 --> 00:06:48,356 Work? well, that's great. that means you scored a part. 142 00:06:49,590 --> 00:06:50,757 Well, you're not psyched. 143 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:54,790 These guys are just total amateurs, and I hate working for them. 144 00:06:54,824 --> 00:06:56,819 I ju-- I understand basic impulse 145 00:06:56,821 --> 00:06:58,990 to want to stick your dick in something. 146 00:06:59,024 --> 00:06:59,924 Like, I get that. 147 00:06:59,957 --> 00:07:03,790 I'm just not one of these chicks that's down with objects. 148 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:08,323 Objects? you know, like bottles of booze, cellphones, and whatnot. 149 00:07:08,356 --> 00:07:09,290 Uh, toys, sure. 150 00:07:09,323 --> 00:07:11,024 Food -- maybe. food's organic. 151 00:07:11,057 --> 00:07:12,323 Well, some of it is. 152 00:07:12,356 --> 00:07:15,191 I mean, you really -- you got to read the labels. 153 00:07:15,223 --> 00:07:15,837 But once you become that chick, 154 00:07:15,839 --> 00:07:17,824 you're in a box, right? 155 00:07:17,857 --> 00:07:20,824 Forever and ever, you're the girl that sticks stuff up there. 156 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:23,145 And I just didn't get into this business to become some kind of freak show 157 00:07:23,146 --> 00:07:25,657 no, no. you most certainly did not. no. 158 00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:28,157 That's why you got to stand up for yourself with those people. 159 00:07:28,191 --> 00:07:30,191 You got to tell them what you just told me. 160 00:07:30,223 --> 00:07:30,610 Yeah, right, 161 00:07:30,610 --> 00:07:32,192 Like they really want to hear that from some 162 00:07:32,192 --> 00:07:33,990 Chick just off the bus from hicksville. 163 00:07:34,024 --> 00:07:36,557 How are you gonna get what you want if you don't ask for it, huh? 164 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:39,924 I'll tell you what we're gonna do -- let me talk to them for you. 165 00:07:39,957 --> 00:07:42,195 That sounds really nice, but -- I'm gonna go with you to the set, 166 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:44,223 Actually, that -- I'll put in a few well-chosen words... 167 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:46,890 -That sounds really great but, um... -what's up, sweetheart? 168 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:50,191 You and, uh, uncle fester need a lift? 169 00:07:50,223 --> 00:07:51,856 Um, look, mister, you've been really... 170 00:07:51,856 --> 00:07:54,091 Nice, but that's actually my ride, so I have to go. 171 00:07:54,124 --> 00:07:55,256 Hey, hey. not so fast. 172 00:07:55,290 --> 00:07:57,024 Are you going to the set? I'll come with. 173 00:07:57,057 --> 00:07:58,523 How you doing, pal? 174 00:07:58,557 --> 00:08:00,423 Okay, shove over, make room. 175 00:08:00,457 --> 00:08:03,024 One real hollywood agent at your service. 176 00:08:04,223 --> 00:08:05,282 In case they don't want to do that, 177 00:08:05,283 --> 00:08:08,356 i-i've prepared a couple of options. 178 00:08:08,390 --> 00:08:10,223 But -- so we've got... 179 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:13,356 The safe...approach, which is that. 180 00:08:13,390 --> 00:08:18,157 And then we've got the more radical approach -- honey, honey. 181 00:08:18,191 --> 00:08:21,223 I think you're throwing karen off. jesus. no, no. it's fine. 182 00:08:21,256 --> 00:08:22,703 I'm the one that's intruding. 183 00:08:22,789 --> 00:08:23,300 I, um, 184 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,999 I just wanted to check in with you 185 00:08:25,999 --> 00:08:28,657 Before we meet the clent and to through£Ĵum... 186 00:08:28,690 --> 00:08:31,623 It's not really your forte, is it... 187 00:08:31,657 --> 00:08:33,091 Selling yourself? 188 00:08:33,124 --> 00:08:35,256 Well, I'm not selling myself. 189 00:08:35,290 --> 00:08:37,256 I'm selling my works. 190 00:08:37,290 --> 00:08:39,157 Hey, give me your wrist. 191 00:08:39,191 --> 00:08:41,290 I don't really want to give you my wrist. 192 00:08:41,323 --> 00:08:43,057 Karen? go with it, okay? 193 00:08:43,091 --> 00:08:44,724 Trust me. the man knows his shit. 194 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:47,557 -Oh, of course, i-i just... -give me your wrist. 195 00:08:47,590 --> 00:08:49,256 Oh, my god. here's my wrist. 196 00:08:49,290 --> 00:08:50,590 Thank you. 197 00:08:52,757 --> 00:08:55,790 Close your eyes. 198 00:08:55,824 --> 00:08:57,290 Close your eyes. 199 00:08:57,323 --> 00:08:59,757 Don't be scared. 200 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,091 Good. 201 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:01,338 Now, 202 00:09:01,338 --> 00:09:04,110 We all have this pressure point in our 203 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,757 Wrists right about here that reduces nervousness. 204 00:09:09,256 --> 00:09:11,890 Your heart is racing. 205 00:09:11,924 --> 00:09:13,690 Why is that? 206 00:09:15,845 --> 00:09:18,124 Mm-hmm. because you're feeling judged. 207 00:09:19,598 --> 00:09:22,124 The artist within feels threatened... 208 00:09:22,157 --> 00:09:24,057 Under attack. 209 00:09:24,091 --> 00:09:26,457 Now, those are very primal emotions. 210 00:09:26,490 --> 00:09:28,657 You don't have to be ashamed. now, listen to me, karen. 211 00:09:28,690 --> 00:09:31,815 I'm here to tell you -- if you're operating from a 212 00:09:31,815 --> 00:09:35,690 Place of inner strength and conviction, anything is possible. 213 00:09:35,724 --> 00:09:37,057 Yes. 214 00:09:37,091 --> 00:09:44,057 And no dream that you dare to dream can be beyond your grasp. 215 00:09:45,690 --> 00:09:47,790 Thank you. 216 00:09:47,824 --> 00:09:50,091 Believe it. 217 00:09:54,824 --> 00:09:56,623 Thanks. 218 00:09:56,657 --> 00:09:58,256 This is totally uncool, daisy. 219 00:09:58,290 --> 00:10:00,356 What the fuck? you had to bring your boyfriend? 220 00:10:00,390 --> 00:10:01,857 He is not my boyfriend. 221 00:10:01,890 --> 00:10:03,457 I'm just along for the ride, fellas. 222 00:10:03,490 --> 00:10:05,390 Hey, hey, where we shooting today anyway, huh? 223 00:10:05,423 --> 00:10:06,890 Do you know what a hassle this is? 224 00:10:06,924 --> 00:10:09,091 You know what? we're just gonna have to fuzz him out. 225 00:10:09,124 --> 00:10:10,824 Fuzz me out of what? 226 00:10:10,857 --> 00:10:12,820 Listen, brother, if you want to ride in the slam van, 227 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:13,990 You've got to sign a release. 228 00:10:14,024 --> 00:10:16,356 I'm sorry. "the slam van"? 229 00:10:17,457 --> 00:10:18,990 Fuzz me out of what?! 230 00:10:19,024 --> 00:10:21,590 Look, I don't even understand what the problem is, all right? 231 00:10:21,623 --> 00:10:23,557 I'm just -- I'm catching a ride to the set. 232 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,457 I'm gonna say hello once to the director. 233 00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:27,957 The -- the set? this is the set. 234 00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:30,356 And I -- hello -- am the director. 235 00:10:30,390 --> 00:10:32,323 Oh, you're the director. 236 00:10:32,356 --> 00:10:35,557 Yeah. charlie runkle, utk -- or formerly utk. 237 00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:39,223 Listen, I'm not familiar with your work, per se, all right? 238 00:10:39,256 --> 00:10:43,523 But I think it's safe to say we're both big fans of daisy, here, right? 239 00:10:43,557 --> 00:10:44,890 Yeah, yeah. you know what? 240 00:10:44,924 --> 00:10:46,556 I'd be an even bigger fan of daisy 241 00:10:46,556 --> 00:10:48,523 If she would start schlobbing some knob. 242 00:10:48,557 --> 00:10:50,557 Now, daisy, can you hurry it up, please? 243 00:10:50,590 --> 00:10:52,557 We are losing daylight, sweetheart. all right, all right. 244 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,857 You know what? um, fuck it. 245 00:10:54,890 --> 00:10:58,191 We're just gonna put popeye in this scene here anyway, man. 246 00:10:58,223 --> 00:11:01,623 You know what? you be her daddy or something in this one. 247 00:11:01,657 --> 00:11:03,657 Or maybe a creepy uncle, okay? 248 00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:05,356 Daisy, you're going to get some ice cream. 249 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:07,490 Your car breaks down -- shit like that. okay. 250 00:11:07,523 --> 00:11:08,824 Let's just start sucking. okay. 251 00:11:08,857 --> 00:11:11,157 All right. on my go! 252 00:11:11,191 --> 00:11:12,690 And...action! 253 00:11:12,724 --> 00:11:16,024 It was so cool of you to help me out like this. 254 00:11:16,057 --> 00:11:21,423 I just wish there was some way I could...thank you. 255 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:28,290 What the f-- whoa! shit! 256 00:11:28,323 --> 00:11:30,024 Uh-oh. daddy no likey. 257 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:32,757 Daisy, what are you do-- oh, geez! 258 00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:34,857 Oh, come on, little girl. aw, fuck! 259 00:11:34,890 --> 00:11:37,423 Make daddy proud. little girl, make daddy proud. 260 00:11:37,457 --> 00:11:39,690 Okay, there you go. 261 00:11:39,724 --> 00:11:41,757 See, it's your friend. it's your friend. 262 00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:43,256 Uh-oh. it's getting bigger. 263 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:45,024 It's getting meaner. fight back! 264 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:50,990 Then she jumped into the car, and we drove off into the sunset. 265 00:11:51,024 --> 00:11:53,390 Well, no, it was -- it was actually dark already. 266 00:11:53,423 --> 00:11:54,957 But you get the idea, huh? 267 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:56,423 Awesome. good for you. 268 00:11:56,457 --> 00:11:59,457 Yeah, and we've been living happily ever after ever since. 269 00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:00,457 Pretty much. 270 00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:02,523 "pretty much"? 271 00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:08,057 It's a long story, but, um... 272 00:12:08,091 --> 00:12:12,277 One night, I ended up becoming the accidental oralist to this very naked, 273 00:12:12,277 --> 00:12:13,323 Very young girl. 274 00:12:13,356 --> 00:12:15,157 It's been a sticking point. 275 00:12:15,191 --> 00:12:17,757 I don't really know what that means, but it sounds bad. 276 00:12:18,957 --> 00:12:21,657 Do you want a tug job? 277 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:23,924 Is that with the -- the foot? 278 00:12:25,256 --> 00:12:26,457 No -- what? 279 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:28,890 A little hand release? oh, no, thanks. 280 00:12:28,924 --> 00:12:30,490 I'm not a big fan of hand work in general. 281 00:12:30,523 --> 00:12:32,418 And I don't think it would be appropriate, 282 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,990 Given the story I just told you. 283 00:12:34,024 --> 00:12:36,790 I was just asking. I am on the clock. 284 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,423 Record company's dime. 285 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:40,990 Not that you're not doing a great job on my toes. 286 00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:46,657 I just thought I'd put it out there. 287 00:12:46,690 --> 00:12:48,024 It's hardly cheating. 288 00:12:48,057 --> 00:12:50,490 Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. 289 00:12:51,523 --> 00:12:52,724 Maybe you're right. 290 00:12:52,757 --> 00:12:55,457 Sometimes my whore logic gets all fucked up. 291 00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:57,988 But I can tell you that there's a lot of husbands and 292 00:12:57,988 --> 00:13:00,957 Boyfriends out there who would not file that under "cheating." 293 00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:03,112 Yeah, well, call me an old fuddy-duddy, 294 00:13:03,112 --> 00:13:07,356 But I think anytime the tumescent head makes an appearance, it's cheating. 295 00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:08,757 Is that good dirty talk? 296 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:12,190 Like, if I said to a client, "you're so fucking tumescent right now, 297 00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:13,256 " would that be hot? 298 00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:16,290 Makes my wiener feel a little weird, but that's just me. 299 00:13:16,323 --> 00:13:17,890 I like words. 300 00:13:17,924 --> 00:13:19,824 How come you never called me? 301 00:13:19,857 --> 00:13:22,824 If you remember, I was a little strapped for cash. 302 00:13:22,857 --> 00:13:25,523 You could have called to ask me out on a proper date. 303 00:13:25,557 --> 00:13:27,890 I did give you my card, didn't i? 304 00:13:27,924 --> 00:13:30,057 I just figured you give it to all the fellas. 305 00:13:30,091 --> 00:13:31,857 No. no? 306 00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:33,290 No. 307 00:13:33,323 --> 00:13:35,924 You really got under my skin, hank moody. 308 00:13:35,957 --> 00:13:37,990 I just couldn't shake you off. 309 00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:38,280 Like, 310 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:41,607 I'd be blowing some gross persian dude at the whore 311 00:13:41,607 --> 00:13:45,390 Seasons and I'd be thinking, "i wonder how hank's doing?" 312 00:13:45,423 --> 00:13:48,256 Fuck, that's romantic. 313 00:13:52,423 --> 00:13:54,157 Are you guys gonna bang or what? 314 00:13:54,191 --> 00:13:55,757 What's it to you, bo bice? 315 00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:56,924 I don't know. 316 00:13:56,957 --> 00:14:00,228 I was just thinking about how rad it would be to bend you over that 317 00:14:00,228 --> 00:14:03,890 Balcony and scream, "i'm the king of the world!" as I'm about to pop, huh? 318 00:14:03,924 --> 00:14:05,724 How about in a bed with a condom? 319 00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:06,790 Whatever, dude. 320 00:14:06,824 --> 00:14:07,890 Sure about this? 321 00:14:07,924 --> 00:14:09,157 All in a day's work. 322 00:14:09,191 --> 00:14:11,423 Hey, man, you want to watch for your book? 323 00:14:11,457 --> 00:14:13,690 Oh, hey, thanks, but I'll pass. 324 00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:15,091 Be good to the lady. 325 00:14:15,124 --> 00:14:16,957 Don't fuck up her toes. 326 00:14:47,957 --> 00:14:50,323 You might not want to sit there. 327 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:53,290 Why? have you got the herp or something? 328 00:14:55,057 --> 00:14:56,390 No. 329 00:14:56,423 --> 00:14:58,091 Then I'm good. 330 00:14:59,256 --> 00:15:00,790 Look, but s-seriously. 331 00:15:00,824 --> 00:15:04,390 If you sit here, people are gonna think you're weird. 332 00:15:06,057 --> 00:15:07,490 How unfortunate. 333 00:15:07,523 --> 00:15:12,124 And here I was planning to run for prom queen. 334 00:15:14,757 --> 00:15:16,390 You're weird. 335 00:15:16,423 --> 00:15:20,057 At least I'm not the only boy at an all-girls school. 336 00:15:21,824 --> 00:15:26,790 For your information, I don't actually go here. 337 00:15:26,824 --> 00:15:28,457 I got suspended from my real school. 338 00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:29,924 Some bullshit I didn't even do. 339 00:15:29,957 --> 00:15:30,855 And my mom was like, 340 00:15:30,855 --> 00:15:33,614 "there's no f'ing way you're sitting on the couch all day, 341 00:15:33,614 --> 00:15:34,824 Playing 'guitar hero.'" 342 00:15:34,857 --> 00:15:37,223 She's a teacher here. 343 00:15:37,256 --> 00:15:39,457 English, I presume. 344 00:15:40,623 --> 00:15:43,323 Uh, mrs. patterson. 345 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,523 What, do you have her or something? 346 00:15:46,557 --> 00:15:48,523 3rd period. 347 00:15:48,557 --> 00:15:50,757 But ethan frome gave you away. 348 00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:53,523 Tsk. right. 349 00:15:53,557 --> 00:15:56,356 Yeah, she's making me read this entire stupid book. 350 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:59,124 Some sort of punishment. 351 00:16:00,557 --> 00:16:02,157 I'm sorry. I talk a lot. 352 00:16:02,191 --> 00:16:04,057 You do. 353 00:16:04,091 --> 00:16:06,824 And you forgot the most important part... 354 00:16:06,857 --> 00:16:08,057 Are you any good? 355 00:16:09,824 --> 00:16:11,590 You know, "guitar hero." 356 00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:31,857 Oh, man, I think I just found the keys to my chi. 357 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:32,924 How's trix? 358 00:16:32,957 --> 00:16:34,690 She was fantastic. she's a real dame. 359 00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:37,191 We didn't do anything, though. we just hung out. 360 00:16:37,223 --> 00:16:39,444 Well, if I knew you were just gonna hang out, 361 00:16:39,444 --> 00:16:42,724 Talk about your feelings and shit, I would've gone with trixie. 362 00:16:42,757 --> 00:16:45,390 I mean, she's my favorite, my best. totally gets me. 363 00:16:45,423 --> 00:16:48,826 I know you reside in a whole other solar system and shit, but in mine, 364 00:16:48,826 --> 00:16:50,157 I don't cheat on my girl. 365 00:16:51,957 --> 00:16:55,457 Ladies and gentlemen -- hank moody, debauched moralist. 366 00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:57,423 Why don't you, uh... 367 00:16:57,457 --> 00:16:59,523 Why don't you tell me more about your girl? 368 00:16:59,557 --> 00:17:01,523 What girl? you know, the one. the one that got away. 369 00:17:01,557 --> 00:17:03,124 The one with the house in beverly hills. 370 00:17:03,157 --> 00:17:04,623 Your daisy buchanan. 371 00:17:04,627 --> 00:17:07,223 That's not cool, moody, calling back that shit. I was gorked. 372 00:17:07,256 --> 00:17:09,356 I don't talk about that stuff in broad daylight. 373 00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:11,690 I don't know if you got the memo, but I'm writing your biography. 374 00:17:11,724 --> 00:17:12,853 You might want to start getting 375 00:17:12,853 --> 00:17:14,857 Comfortable talking about this shit in broad daylight. 376 00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:16,323 This is it, lew. I am done. 377 00:17:16,356 --> 00:17:18,924 No more of you and your fucking white-trash lottery winners! 378 00:17:18,957 --> 00:17:20,490 What's wrong, sweetheart? 379 00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:22,349 That fucking asshole got rough with me, 380 00:17:22,349 --> 00:17:24,223 And he went way off the fucking menu! 381 00:17:24,256 --> 00:17:25,990 What'd he do, honey? you all right? 382 00:17:26,024 --> 00:17:27,857 I'm fine! luckily, he's a quick comer. 383 00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:29,523 Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, trix. 384 00:17:29,557 --> 00:17:31,623 They're animals. they don't know any better. 385 00:17:31,657 --> 00:17:32,033 Yeah, well, 386 00:17:32,033 --> 00:17:33,454 Someone's gonna have to deal with the 387 00:17:33,454 --> 00:17:35,490 Cleveland steamer that he left on your coffee table. 388 00:17:35,523 --> 00:17:36,857 Really? really. 389 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,024 Jesus! 390 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,490 Consuela! 391 00:17:39,523 --> 00:17:41,757 Consuela! 392 00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:45,157 You're a fucking prick! you know that? thank you. 393 00:17:45,191 --> 00:17:46,490 Show some respect. 394 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,091 What, to a fucking whore? come on. 395 00:17:52,957 --> 00:17:55,557 What the fuck are you doing, moody?! 396 00:17:55,590 --> 00:17:58,423 Slash traded me that les paul for an eightball! fuck! 397 00:17:58,457 --> 00:18:00,924 Get him! 398 00:18:03,091 --> 00:18:06,423 I swear to god, I'll kill you! 399 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,857 Back to work, assholes. 400 00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:14,857 We're making rock history here. 401 00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:17,157 Act accordingly. 402 00:18:20,024 --> 00:18:22,657 Look how great your tits are! 403 00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:26,457 Celebrate them! that's it, daisy! moan! 404 00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:28,490 Moan like it hurts a little. 405 00:18:28,523 --> 00:18:32,623 Not like an operation, more like -- like a dentist visit. 406 00:18:32,657 --> 00:18:34,457 Come on, baby! slam her, flex! 407 00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:38,090 How long does this generally go on for, huh, these, uh, cinema 408 00:18:38,090 --> 00:18:39,290 Masterpieces of yours? 409 00:18:39,323 --> 00:18:41,490 Asshole, shut the fuck up! 410 00:18:41,523 --> 00:18:43,757 Okay! okay! okay! I'll mind my business. 411 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:48,323 I'm just a passenger on the slam van. 412 00:18:48,356 --> 00:18:51,690 Just along for the ride. 413 00:18:51,724 --> 00:18:52,896 Although I got to say, daisy, 414 00:18:52,896 --> 00:18:54,990 I'm a little bit surprised to see you like this. 415 00:18:55,024 --> 00:18:56,957 What are you talking about? you knew I did porn. 416 00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:57,433 Yes, I did, 417 00:18:57,433 --> 00:19:00,623 But the girl I met back at hot lips had bigger plans for herself, huh? 418 00:19:00,657 --> 00:19:03,057 She had goals, she had dreams, she had ambition. 419 00:19:03,091 --> 00:19:07,356 She did not -- and I quote -- "want to end up the ass-licker." 420 00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:08,356 Yeah, well, I'm not. 421 00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:10,191 You see any other girls in this van? 422 00:19:10,223 --> 00:19:12,157 I'm totally the star of this production. 423 00:19:12,191 --> 00:19:14,523 This production is one notch above snuff film. 424 00:19:14,557 --> 00:19:15,623 Hey, easy, brother. 425 00:19:15,657 --> 00:19:17,057 Two more payments, and I own this van. 426 00:19:17,091 --> 00:19:20,091 Did you negotiate before you got on this van, daisy, huh? 427 00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:22,757 Did you lay clear rules for what you will and will not do? no. 428 00:19:22,790 --> 00:19:24,390 Then how you gonna get respect, huh? 429 00:19:24,423 --> 00:19:25,757 How you gonna get paid accordingly? 430 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,356 What's the industry standard here, anyway? 431 00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:28,523 Double for anal? am I right? 432 00:19:28,557 --> 00:19:30,423 Dumb shit, we're shooting in a van. 433 00:19:30,457 --> 00:19:31,523 So what? 434 00:19:31,557 --> 00:19:33,256 Does fairness not exist in a van, huh? 435 00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:35,081 Just because we're not on a sound stage, 436 00:19:35,081 --> 00:19:37,372 Does this young lady not deserve the same dignity, 437 00:19:37,372 --> 00:19:40,223 The same respect as someone on a sitcom or a broadway play? 438 00:19:40,256 --> 00:19:42,557 Look, mr. runkle, it's fine, really. 439 00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:44,157 No, no, no, daisy, it is not fine. 440 00:19:44,191 --> 00:19:46,197 There's a limit to how much someone can get 441 00:19:46,197 --> 00:19:48,390 Fucked in the ass without getting paid for it! 442 00:19:48,423 --> 00:19:51,523 And you, young lady, today, have reached that limit! 443 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,323 That's it! bigs, stop the van! 444 00:19:53,356 --> 00:19:54,990 What? 445 00:19:55,024 --> 00:19:57,223 Ovitz! hit the bricks! get the fuck out! 446 00:19:57,256 --> 00:20:00,124 With pleasure! 447 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,124 Daisy? um, I'm good. 448 00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,690 Little girl, you're going too, sweetheart. 449 00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:05,790 Go make your dreams come true. 450 00:20:05,824 --> 00:20:07,390 But I didn't do anything! 451 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,623 O-u-g-h-t -- out! 452 00:20:08,657 --> 00:20:10,223 She's real scared of you. 453 00:20:10,256 --> 00:20:12,024 Let me tell you something, al goldstein. 454 00:20:12,057 --> 00:20:13,024 Talent runs this town! 455 00:20:13,057 --> 00:20:14,623 See you at the oscars, pal. 456 00:20:14,657 --> 00:20:15,657 Let's go! 457 00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:18,590 Let's just shoot it solo, baby. 458 00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:22,457 Oh, you left your -- your shirt. 459 00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:23,990 No problem. 460 00:20:26,824 --> 00:20:28,191 Here you go. 461 00:20:28,223 --> 00:20:29,457 Thank you. 462 00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:32,924 Looks good. 463 00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:38,590 Where the fuck are we? 464 00:20:38,623 --> 00:20:40,390 It's basic instinct, really. 465 00:20:40,423 --> 00:20:42,557 When I see a girl in trouble, I just react. 466 00:20:42,590 --> 00:20:45,824 I don't think. I just do. 467 00:20:45,857 --> 00:20:48,590 Hank moody, my hero. 468 00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:51,857 Just say the word if you want to be properly rewarded. 469 00:20:51,890 --> 00:20:53,157 My treat, of course. 470 00:20:53,191 --> 00:20:54,924 Seriously, you'd comp him? 471 00:20:54,957 --> 00:20:57,623 Sure, why not? I've sampled the merchandise. 472 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:58,790 I know it's fresh. 473 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,389 I do remember you telling me that you 474 00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,124 Never came that hard with a john before. 475 00:21:02,157 --> 00:21:04,031 I thought it was a line, but as you walked away, 476 00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:06,497 Your knees were a little wobbly, so I thought, "maybe, yeah --" 477 00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:07,690 Hold on. Slow down. 478 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:10,690 Are you saying he's fucking better than me? 479 00:21:10,724 --> 00:21:12,157 Fucking better at the fucking, yes. 480 00:21:12,191 --> 00:21:13,757 I believe that's what she's getting at. 481 00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:15,590 No, that is not what I'm getting at. 482 00:21:15,623 --> 00:21:17,057 Please. What a stupid question. 483 00:21:17,091 --> 00:21:18,790 Are the stones better than the beatles? 484 00:21:18,824 --> 00:21:20,024 Fucking "a" they are. 485 00:21:20,057 --> 00:21:21,490 I must agree with the man. 486 00:21:21,523 --> 00:21:23,957 Okay, there's only one way to settle this. 487 00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:25,356 We both have to have her. 488 00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:26,857 We both have had her. No. 489 00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:28,057 Now. right here. 490 00:21:28,091 --> 00:21:30,157 Oh, no. no, no, no. Trixie, you know I'm a fan. 491 00:21:30,191 --> 00:21:32,657 You got mad skills and all -- whip it out, Moody! 492 00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:35,057 One girl, two cocks -- ultimate showdown. 493 00:21:35,091 --> 00:21:37,223 So, so tempting. but I'm still gonna have to pass. 494 00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:39,590 -What's that word again? Uh, "pussy." -Yes, thank you. 495 00:21:39,623 --> 00:21:42,824 But any scenario involving two cocks I'm generally not down with. 496 00:21:42,857 --> 00:21:44,256 Unless they're my own. 497 00:21:44,290 --> 00:21:46,623 Don't you sometimes wish you had two cocks? 498 00:21:46,657 --> 00:21:47,990 I know I do. Oh! 499 00:21:48,024 --> 00:21:49,057 I guess not. 500 00:21:49,091 --> 00:21:50,710 For the sake of, uh, business, 501 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:53,724 That little prick should think I'm kicking your ass. 502 00:21:53,757 --> 00:21:56,457 Feel free to fight back anytime. 503 00:22:09,290 --> 00:22:11,724 What's going on? 504 00:22:11,757 --> 00:22:14,124 Typical male-ego bullshit. 505 00:22:16,191 --> 00:22:17,277 I've had both of them, 506 00:22:17,277 --> 00:22:20,690 But what they seem to forget is that they both paid for the sex. 507 00:22:20,724 --> 00:22:23,124 It is my job to make them feel good. 508 00:22:26,423 --> 00:22:29,407 Though I must say that the brown-haired one, 509 00:22:29,407 --> 00:22:33,223 Hank -- he's pretty damn good in the sack department. 510 00:22:35,457 --> 00:22:36,423 Have we met? 511 00:22:36,457 --> 00:22:38,757 No. Trixie. 512 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:40,356 Karen. 513 00:22:40,390 --> 00:22:41,657 You're Karen. 514 00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:43,857 Hank's Karen. 515 00:22:43,890 --> 00:22:45,057 That's right. 516 00:22:45,091 --> 00:22:48,223 You jumped in the car! Happily ever after. 517 00:22:48,256 --> 00:22:50,557 That's awesome! good for you! 518 00:22:50,590 --> 00:22:51,623 Thanks. 519 00:22:57,490 --> 00:22:59,091 Karen. 520 00:22:59,124 --> 00:23:01,957 Hey! hey! sweetie! 521 00:23:03,457 --> 00:23:05,390 Hey, did you get the job? 522 00:23:05,423 --> 00:23:06,356 Yeah. 523 00:23:06,390 --> 00:23:08,191 Oh, fantastic. 524 00:23:10,191 --> 00:23:12,857 So, you want to... 525 00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:15,924 Get something to eat? 526 00:23:15,957 --> 00:23:18,356 Moroccan? Ethiopian? 527 00:23:18,390 --> 00:23:20,490 Italian. 528 00:23:20,523 --> 00:23:22,757 Indian! 529 00:23:26,523 --> 00:23:28,223 Hey, sweetie. 530 00:23:29,457 --> 00:23:32,824 Are you tucking me in or avoiding mom? 531 00:23:32,857 --> 00:23:36,223 What, I can't do two things at once? 532 00:23:37,857 --> 00:23:39,623 Was it worth it? 533 00:23:39,657 --> 00:23:40,623 What? 534 00:23:40,657 --> 00:23:43,423 Whatever you did to piss her off. 535 00:23:46,557 --> 00:23:48,256 How was school? 536 00:23:49,490 --> 00:23:50,990 Fine. 537 00:23:51,024 --> 00:23:52,423 "fine"? 538 00:23:52,457 --> 00:23:54,590 Already your vocabulary has decreased. 539 00:23:54,623 --> 00:23:58,757 I met someone with frontal-lobe capacity. 540 00:23:58,790 --> 00:24:00,157 -Name? -Damien. 541 00:24:00,191 --> 00:24:03,457 They have girls named Damien now? wow. 542 00:24:03,490 --> 00:24:04,757 We're i.m.ing as we speak. 543 00:24:06,157 --> 00:24:08,523 Not anymore, honey. 544 00:24:08,557 --> 00:24:11,724 T.t.y.l., Damien. t.t.y.l. 545 00:24:11,757 --> 00:24:13,323 I heart you. 546 00:24:25,390 --> 00:24:27,824 Oh, my god. you reek of cigarettes. 547 00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:30,356 Yes, but they're not my cigarettes. 548 00:24:34,657 --> 00:24:36,191 Hank... 549 00:24:36,223 --> 00:24:37,724 What are you doing? 550 00:24:37,757 --> 00:24:40,957 I am charming you into 551 00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:42,958 our first post-snip, safe/unsafe romance explosion. 552 00:24:42,990 --> 00:24:45,024 Are you as excited as I am? 553 00:24:45,057 --> 00:24:47,057 No. 554 00:24:47,091 --> 00:24:48,390 No? 555 00:24:48,423 --> 00:24:50,157 That's it? no? 556 00:24:50,191 --> 00:24:53,223 Nothing about you is really turning me on right now. 557 00:24:53,256 --> 00:24:54,824 There's always angry sex. 558 00:24:56,356 --> 00:24:58,523 You actually think this is funny? 559 00:24:58,557 --> 00:25:00,358 It's a little funny -- you think 560 00:25:00,358 --> 00:25:02,890 Sleeping with prostitutes is fucking funny?! 561 00:25:02,924 --> 00:25:06,057 One prostitute, and I didn't even know she was a prostitute until after. 562 00:25:06,091 --> 00:25:09,191 You mean until after you paid her to have sex with you? 563 00:25:09,223 --> 00:25:11,657 Well, technically, Charlie paid for the sex. that's disgusting. 564 00:25:11,690 --> 00:25:13,057 But you met her. she was nice, right? 565 00:25:13,091 --> 00:25:14,590 She didn't seem like a prostitute, did she? 566 00:25:14,623 --> 00:25:16,623 I have no idea, hank. 567 00:25:16,657 --> 00:25:18,890 I mean, you're the expert. you tell me. 568 00:25:18,924 --> 00:25:20,890 Is there like a group-discount thing? 569 00:25:20,924 --> 00:25:23,290 Do you have a little punch card that you use? 570 00:25:23,323 --> 00:25:25,290 One time. I was lonely. she was nice. 571 00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:28,057 And I don't think that's any worse than buying somebody a drink. 572 00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:29,423 Actually, I think it's more honest. 573 00:25:29,457 --> 00:25:30,957 There's no bullshit element of seduction. 574 00:25:30,990 --> 00:25:33,635 You know, what right does the government have -- Oh, please! 575 00:25:33,635 --> 00:25:35,024 Shut the fuck up, Hank, okay? 576 00:25:35,057 --> 00:25:35,366 I mean, 577 00:25:35,366 --> 00:25:37,108 Don't give me one of your fucking 578 00:25:37,108 --> 00:25:39,590 Bullshit lectures on libertarianism right now! 579 00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:41,096 But, honey, that makes me kind of sad, 580 00:25:41,096 --> 00:25:43,724 Because you used to love my bullshit lectures on libertarianism. 581 00:25:43,757 --> 00:25:45,024 You're still fucking joking. 582 00:25:45,057 --> 00:25:46,924 No, I mean, how could I be -- we weren't together. 583 00:25:46,957 --> 00:25:50,523 I'm not gonna be held accountable for those sins. no, of course not. 584 00:25:50,557 --> 00:25:52,457 You're not accountable for any of it. 585 00:25:52,490 --> 00:25:54,757 "oops, I accidentally went down on her. 586 00:25:54,790 --> 00:25:55,990 Not my fault." 587 00:25:56,024 --> 00:25:58,390 "oh, officer, you know, that cop, he provoked me." 588 00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:01,423 I mean, hank, you always have some fucking excuse! 589 00:26:01,457 --> 00:26:04,577 -And I'm just meant to stand here and accept it... -no, no -- ... 590 00:26:04,577 --> 00:26:06,590 Over and over again and I'm sick of it! 591 00:26:06,591 --> 00:26:08,390 Fuck, karen, you want to be mad about that shit? 592 00:26:08,423 --> 00:26:10,008 Then go ahead, be mad about that shit, 593 00:26:10,008 --> 00:26:12,662 But just don't give me some bullshit about how you forgive me 594 00:26:12,662 --> 00:26:15,490 And then dredge up shit from the past that I can't possibly fix! 595 00:26:15,523 --> 00:26:17,124 That's not forgiveness! 596 00:26:17,157 --> 00:26:18,757 That's not giving it another shot! 597 00:26:18,790 --> 00:26:20,924 I'm not talking about the past, okay? 598 00:26:20,957 --> 00:26:22,657 I'm talking about right now. 599 00:26:22,690 --> 00:26:25,390 I'm talking about trying to make this work, hank! 600 00:26:25,423 --> 00:26:27,423 Okay, well, how am I different from this morning? 601 00:26:27,457 --> 00:26:29,124 What's changed? 602 00:26:29,157 --> 00:26:32,124 Yeah, nothing's changed. you're right. 603 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:33,490 That's the fucking problem. 604 00:26:33,491 --> 00:26:33,615 No, 605 00:26:33,615 --> 00:26:35,586 I'll tell you the fucking problem is that 606 00:26:35,587 --> 00:26:36,524 I won't sit here 607 00:26:36,525 --> 00:26:39,025 And be crucified for shit that I did while we were apart. 608 00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:40,702 Did I fuck half of Venice? yes. 609 00:26:40,704 --> 00:26:41,954 oh, plea-- I -- no, not really. 610 00:26:41,954 --> 00:26:43,590 I really don't need to hear that. 611 00:26:43,591 --> 00:26:45,024 But for the sake of this argument -- yes. 612 00:26:45,057 --> 00:26:46,354 But I didn't move in with any of them. 613 00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:47,770 And I didn't set up house 614 00:26:47,771 --> 00:26:49,416 with Becca and the fucking dial tone. 615 00:26:49,417 --> 00:26:49,980 Okay, right. 616 00:26:50,236 --> 00:26:53,423 Well, you know, now who's crucifying who?! 617 00:26:53,457 --> 00:26:55,990 I mean, that's not very forgiving, hank, is it? 618 00:26:56,024 --> 00:26:57,223 It's not very nice. 619 00:26:57,256 --> 00:26:58,657 Oh, I fucking hate you!