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翻译:numb  小允  seaying  ling  包子  包包
校对: numb  小允  seaying  ling  包子  包包 时间轴: 灵溪
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五年前
5 years ago,

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苏珊·德尔非诺在美景镇医院A产房生下一个儿子
Susan Delfino gave birth to a son in delivery room A in hospital.

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一会儿后
Moments later,

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莱拉·戴旭在B产房诞下一个女儿
Lelar Dash gave birth to a daughter in delivery room B

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次日上午10点左右
Around 10 ten at next morning,

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两位新妈妈同时出院
As the two new mothers were leaving the hospital.

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他们差点撞到了一起
They nearly ran into each other.

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当然  他们本身并没意识到这点
Of course, they never knew this.

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事实上  苏珊和莱拉知道的话一定会很惊讶
In fact, Susan and Lelar would have been surprised to know

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多年来他们的生活居然有这么多交集
How often their pasts would cross over the years.

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他们在当地的咖啡店擦身而过
They Almost met in the locAl coffee shop

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另一次是在兽医院
And another Time at their veterinarian office.

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还有一次是在美景镇的露天座位上
And again in the bleacher of Fairview flyers.

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尽管如此接近  苏珊和莱拉却从未遇见彼此
But despite these close calls, Susan and Lelar never met.

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直到某个周二
Until one Tuesday,

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苏珊决定带她的丈夫去一家高档餐馆
When Susan decided to take her husband to a fancy restaurant

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庆祝结婚纪念
For their anniversary.

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而同时
At the same Time,

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莱拉决定带她的女儿去买些冰激凌
Lelar decided to take her daughter to buy some ice-cream.

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就在那晚  苏珊·德尔非诺与莱拉·戴旭
That was the night that Susan Delfino and Lelar Dash.

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终于撞到了一起
Finally, ran into each other.

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麦克
Mike.

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最终  人们都会有
It will happen to All of us eventuAlly.

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扪心自问的时刻...
The moment will come when we ask ourselves...

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时间都流逝到哪儿去了
Where did the Time go?

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曾经摇篮中的孩子...
How did the children I once cradled...

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怎么成长得如此之快?
Grow up so very quickly?

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一直所梦想的生活...
How did the life I dreamt of...

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却变为从未期望过的事业?
Turn into a career I never expected?

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我每天在镜子中看到的那个女子
And how did that woman I saw each day in the mirror...

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怎么变得连我都分辨不出了?
Become someone I don't even recognize?

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胡安妮塔  这衣服太紧了
Juanita, this dress is awfully tight.

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我觉得你穿不了
I don't think you can get into it.

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不  这衣服这么漂亮  我能穿的
No, it's pretty. I can do it.

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-那件衣服还合适吗  -我想我们需要再大一号的
How's that one fit? Oh, I think we're gonna need the next size up.

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已经没有再大一号的了
Uh, there is no next size up.

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没有为7岁以上的女孩制作的公主裙
They don't make princess dresses for girls over 7.

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她才4岁半
She's only 4 1/2.

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听着  我女儿被邀请参加一个公主聚会
Look, my daughter was invited to a princess party,

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所以我不能让她
So I can't let her

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成为唯一一个没穿公主裙去的女孩
Be the only girl there without a princess dress.

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你去过服装部了吗
Did you try the costume section?

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我肯定他们有适合你女儿的超大号衣服
I bet they'd have a mrs. Shrek dress that would fit her.

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胡安妮塔  把衣服脱了  我们走
Juanita, take off the dress! We're going.

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不  我能穿上的
No! I can do it.

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你看  我很理解你
Look, I feel for you.

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我侄女也有肥胖问题
My niece Also has a weight problem.

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我女儿没肥胖问题
My daughter does not have a weight problem

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她只是有点婴儿肥  就这样
She has a little baby fat, that's All.

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事实上  她唯一的问题是
In fact, the only problem she has

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这间店完全没有
Is this store being completely unprepared

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为一个4岁普通女孩作好完全的准备
For a perfectly average 4-year-old girl.

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给我包起来吧
Just ring it up.

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不  不  不
No, no, no!

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老天  又怎么了
Oh, for god sakes. What's wrong now?

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再说一次
Once again,

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宝贝  我们要的概念是
The concept is, sweetie,

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你从烤箱里拿出派
You're taking the pie out of the oven,

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你的脸颊因惊奇而发红
Your face aglow with surprise.

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-为什么要惊奇  -因为派做出来很完美
Why am I surprised? Because it turned out so perfectly.

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那不惊奇  我的派一直都很完美
Well, that's no surprise. My pies are Always perfect.

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那么  就当是你最好的派
All right. It's your best pie ever.

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做到了极致  嗯?
You've topped yourself. Hmm?

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我不尝就能知道?
Mm. And I know this before I've tasted it?

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宝贝  你想怎么表演就怎么表演
Sweetie, just make whatever face you want.

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我只是觉得你的烹饪书能更畅销
I just think you'll sell more cookbooks

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如果你的脸看起来不像
If you don't look like

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才和某个呆木头刚做完爱一样
You just made love to an ice cube.

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安德鲁  亲爱的  我要休息下
Andrew, dear, I'm going to take a little break.

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请你告诉这位先生
Would you please tell this gentleman

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如果他再叫我一次"宝贝"
That if he calls me "sweetie" one more Time,

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我将夺过他的相机  为他的结肠拍照
I'm gonna grab his camera and take picture of his colon

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你听到了  是吧
You got that, right?

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-凯瑟琳  你在这干什么  -得发工资给服务员
Katherine, hi. What are you doing here? The waiters need to be paid,

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你把钱箱的钥匙拿走了...又一次
And you took the key to the cashbox... Again.

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-抱歉  付什么工资?  -亚美尼亚人的婚礼  300块的午餐钱?
Oh. Sorry. Paid for what? The armenian wedding? Lunch for 300?

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付给在早餐之后的花园俱乐部
It was right after the breakfast for the garden club,

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-而你也没能参加  -听着  我很抱歉
Which you Also missed. Look, I'm sorry.

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我没想到拍照要这么久
I didn't know a photo shoot would take this long.

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我是说  谁能想到为本书照封面有这么困难
I mean, who knew it'd be this hard to pose for a book cover?

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没事的
Oh, you'll be fine.

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如果你还有什么擅长的话
If there's one thing you're really good at,

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-就是作为厨师摆造型了  -好了  凯瑟琳
It's posing as a chef. Okay, Katherine.

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我知道这本书霸占了我很多时间
I know this book has been monopolizing my Time,

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你感到工作过度还被大材小用了
And you feel overworked and undervalued.

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但我很感激你  事实上  我有样礼物要给你
But I do appreciate you. In fact, I have a gift for you.

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这是我新书的画册
It's the galleys of my new book.

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翻到第2页
Read page 2.

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"献给凯瑟琳·梅非...
"for Katherine Mayfair--

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"一名出色的厨师
"a wonderful cook

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更是个出色的朋友"
And an even better friend."

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你把这本书献给我?
You dedicated it to me?

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是你成就了这一切
Well, you make this All possible.

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我只是尽尽本能
It's the least I could do.

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打扰了
Ahem! Excuse me.

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时间就是金钱  搞快点  宝贝
Time is money. Chop-chop, sweetie.

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安德鲁...我们有备用派吗
Andrew... Do we have a backup pie?

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恩  有的
Yes. Yes, we do.

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很好
Good.

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这次大盲注...
And the big blind...

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赚翻了
Catches a jack on the river.

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普雷斯顿?
Preston?

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妈!
Mom!

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-这儿怎么回事?  -别惊慌
What the hell's going on here? Don't freak out.

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-我们只是在打牌  -是吗  怎么不在家玩
We're just playing cards. Oh, yeah? Why didn't you play at home?

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干嘛溜到这里来?
Why did you have to sneak in here?

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龙舌兰酒来了  5块钱
Tequila shots! 5 bucks!

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我明白了...
Asked and answered.

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好了  就这样  大家都走吧  游戏结束
Okay, that's it! Everybody out. Game's over.

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能从你的椅子上起来吗
Can I have your chair for a second?

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听着  老妈来了  聚会结束
Hey! Look up here! Mom's here. Party's over.

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门开着  都走吧  快走
Door's open. Out you go. Go on. Shoo!

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你们俩常干蠢事
You guys have pulled a lot of stupid stunts.

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但这?
But this?

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这?
This?

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拿我们的贩酒证和谋生之处冒险?
Risking our liquor license, our livelihood?

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谁会知道?
Who's going to find out?

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我们都这样一个月了  也没人...
I mean, we've been running this game for a month, and nobody--

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难以置信  你们俩禁足两周
Unbelievable. You guys are grounded for two weeks.

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但我们有返校节
But we have mecoming.

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再抱怨  就一年
Yeah, yeah! Keep complaining. I'd love to make it a year.

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现在把这些都收拾了  快
Now clean this place up. Now!

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哇  太棒了
Wow. That was fantastic.

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不错
Amazing.

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你太难以置信了
Whew. You were incredible.

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你也不赖
So were you.

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对了...
Oh. And...

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该走了
Time to go.

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苏珊?
Susan?

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这都四个月了
So it's been, what, four months?

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你就这样一直不让我在这过夜?
Are you ever gonna let me spend the night?

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我不知道  赶快  起来
I don't know. Come on, zippy, zippy.

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好的  只是  你知道...
Okay. It's just, you know...

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女孩们通常都求我过夜
Girls usually beg me to spend the night.

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很好  那你另外找个地方睡觉
Well, good, then you shouldn't have any problem

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-应该没什么问题  -好  我懂规矩
Finding a place to sleep. Fine. I know the drill.

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不能在这过夜  不能引见给你的朋友
I can't spend the night. I can't meet your friends.

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不能让你儿子碰到  我真怀疑
I can't meet your son. I'm just wondering--

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-我们的关系什么时候能公开  -你是男人
Is this ever gonna turn into something normal? You know, you're a guy,

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我们只是激情的做爱
And we just had hot sex,

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我又没要求你搂着我睡觉
And I didn't force you to cuddle.

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所以快走吧  跟你那些朋友吹去吧
So run! Go! Brag to your friends.

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听着...
Look...

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我喜欢你  我知道你也喜欢我
I like you, and I know you like me.

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那我们为什么就不能成为一对呢
So why can't we be a couple?

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因为我...还没准备好
'cause I'm... Not ready for that.

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我也只能应付  我们现在的这种关系
And what we've got-- that's All I can handle.

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快走吧
Go.

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好吧  这次就这样算了
Okay, but that's only gonna work, like,

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下不为例
500 or 600 more Times.

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晚上好  我能帮你什么吗
Good evening. Can I help you?

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错误的问题  应该我问我能帮你什么吗
Wrong question. The question is, can I help you?

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听着  你要是来推销的
Look, if you're trying to sell me something,

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我可以明确的告诉你  我没钱
I don't have any money.

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现在你就有了
You do now.

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这是怎么回事
I don't understand.

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我来这是想买下你的租约
I'm here to buy you out of your lease.

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你说什么
What?

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我知道  有些突然
I know. It's sudden.

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只是这所房子对我有特殊意义
But there's something about this house that...

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感觉就是我的家
Well, it just feels like home to me.

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所以我打算住进来...就今晚
So I'd like to move in... Tonight.

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今晚?  你疯了吗
Tonight? Areou crazy?

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确实有点
A little bit.

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好吧  这也给你
Okay, here.

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这些钱足够支付你的搬家费了
I will more than cover your moving expenses.

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听着...我...我在这边都已经安定下来了
Look, uh... I-i'm All set up here.

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再说  我的房东绝不会允许我这样做的
Besides, my landlady would never Allow it.

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这你不用操心  让我来担心她好了
Why don't you let me worry about her?

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不行  况且我...我又没其他的地方可以住
Mm, no. I-i don't have anywhere else to go.

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我想你可以离开了
I think you should leave.

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听着  雷蒙德
Look, Raymond...

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你是怎么知道我名字的
How do you know my name?

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我给你出了很高的价了
I made you a very generous offer,

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我知道你会做出正确的选择的
And I just know you're going to make the right decision.

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5
Five.

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5什么  你在说什么呢
Five what? What are you talking about?

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4
Four.

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你是...我真是搞不懂了
Are you-- I don't understand.

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-3  -好吧  先等一下
Three. O-okay. Hang on for a second.

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2
Two.

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好的雷蒙德  非常感谢
Well, Raymond, thank you very much.

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给你  保重
Here you go. Take care.

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都打理好了...威廉姆斯夫人
All taken care of... Mrs. Williams.

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谢谢...威廉姆斯先生
Thank you... Mr. Williams.

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第二天早晨
The next morning,

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伊迪 布利特决定向紫藤街宣布她的归来
Edie Britt decided to announce her return to Wisteria Lane

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用她一贯的  很保险的方法
In a way... That was guaranteed...

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要大力轰动
To make a big splash.

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你或许不会相信  但是...
Okay, you're not gonna believe this, but...

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她回来了
She's back.

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伊迪?  真的是你吗
Edie? Is that really you?

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还有人  像我这个年纪有这么好的身材吗
You know someone else my age with a body like this?

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你回来了哈?
So you're back?

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那你的房客怎么办
What happened to your tenant?

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打发了点钱  搬走了
He, uh, came into some money and decided to move.

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我们想  见鬼吧  我们要搬回去!
We thought, what the heck? Let's move back!

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我们?
"we"?

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你们不知道  我结婚了
Oh, you don't know. I have a husband now.

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真的吗  又抢了谁的老公
Really? Whose?

200
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我在维加斯开房产大会
So I'm in vegas talking to this real estate convention.

201
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在做激发性的发言的时候
I do a little motivational speaking.

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就看到了...靠近中间过通道  第六排
And there-- sixth row, center aisle,

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那个我见过的最美丽的女人
Is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

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所以我一发言完
So after I finish,

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就走到听众席  约这位女神
I walk into the audience and I ask this goddess out.

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他的演讲题目是  "得到你想得到的"
His seminar was called "getting what you want,"

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他确实得到了
And he did...

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3次...在正式晚宴前
Three Times. Hmm. Before dinner.

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真的很高兴见到你  戴夫
Well, it's certainly nice to meet you, Dave,

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很荣幸我们第一个欢迎你来到紫藤街
And let us be the first to welcome you to Wisteria Lane.

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对了  我们应该一起吃晚餐或者什么的
Oh, you know what? We should have a dinner or something.

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还可以办个派对
Oh, let's make it a party.

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可以来我的饭店  我们会很荣幸的
We could do it at my restaurant. We'd be honored

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谢谢
Thank you.

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盖碧  我不得不问
So, Gaby, I have to ask.

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你这是怎么了  我是说看看你现在的样子
What the hell happened to you? I mean, look at you.

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你的...你的衣服  你的...你的头发
Your--your clothes, your--your hair.

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-卡洛斯是瞎了  可我们没  -我有两个小孩
Carlos might be blind, but the rest of us aren't. I had two children.

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为什么  为了早餐?
For what? Breakfast?

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伊迪?  你第一天回来  怎么这么对待邻居?
Edie? On your first day back in the neighborhood?

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你说得对
You're right.

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我很抱歉  盖碧
I'm sorry, Gaby.

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我太莽撞  太不敏感了  不会再发生了
It was rude and insensitive, and it won't happen again.

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真的吗
Really?

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你还好吗
Are you okay.

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现在我们该给你的朋友拿点吃的了
Now shouldn't we offer your friends something to eat?

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对  我还烤了松饼呢
Ooh! I baked some muffins.

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请不要误会  但是...
Please don't take this the wrong way, but...

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我们都很喜欢你
We love you.

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米吉塔!  该吃午饭了  叫上你妹妹
Mijita! Lunch is ready. Go get your sister.

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卡洛斯  你加那么多奶酪干吗
Carlos, what's with All the cheese?

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你知道胡安妮塔不喜欢吃芽洋白菜
You know how Juanita feels about brussels sprouts.

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-我只是想让蔬菜更好吃些  -好吧  那下次
I'm just trying to make vegetables more fun. Well, next Time,

234
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给她一根胡萝卜  把她放上过山车
Give her a carrot and put her on a roller coaster.

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最近你有没有举过她
Have you tried to lift her lately?

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我知道  她又变得圆胖了  长大了就好了
I know she's gotten chubby. She'll grow out of it

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我们只有做梦了
Ha! We can only hope

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-遗传了你的D.N.A.  -我没有肥胖基因
With your d.N.A. Running through her veins. Hey, I do not have fat d.N.A.

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别逼我把你小时候的照片找出来证明
Oh, don't make me pull out the Solis family photo Album.

240
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你当时坐在石头上就像一团肉肉的海狮
It's like a bunch of sea lions posing on a rock.

241
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很抱歉  我的亲戚没有达到你的标准
Well, I'm sorry my relatives don't measure up to

242
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不像你们家  都瘦得像根棍子
Thgroup of stick-thin drunks that you come from.

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我只是说我们女儿确实有些胖
All I'm sang is that our daughter has a weight problem,

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-我们越早承认越好  -她才4岁
And the sooner we admit it, the better. She's only 4.

245
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你要想让她有肥胖问题
But, you know, you want her to develop a weight problem?

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那就做吧  唠叨  批评  让她自责吧
Go ahead. Nag, criticize, make her feel self-conscious.

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看看会发生什么
See what happens.

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很明显我不会和那对双胞胎交流的
And obviously I am not getting through to the twins,

249
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因为不管我怎么说  他们还是那个样
Because no Matter what I say, they keep pulling this crap,

250
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-我自己都烦了  -亲爱的  你能...
And I am sick of it. Honey, could you...

251
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对不起
Sorry.

252
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那你想让我...让我跟他们谈谈
Yeah.  So you-- you want me to talk to them?

253
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你必须得去  我已经不想再作黑脸了
You have to. I am tired of being the bad cop.

254
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,860
-你就配合一下  -好的  这个年龄的男孩
You walk the beat for a while. Fine. You know, boys this age,

255
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他们更喜欢听父亲的
They're more likely to listen to their dads anyway.

256
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,210
我处理不了了
I-i can handle this.

257
00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:57,920
真的太感激了
I really appreciate it.

258
00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:01,190
宝贝儿  知道我会感激你什么吗  能不能...
Honey, you know what I'd appreciate? Could you...

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不好意思
Sorry.

260
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:12,830
那凯碧已经胜券在握了哦
So Kirby has aces in the hole... Yeah.

261
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:13,990
也就是说
Whicmeans that Bobby

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鲍比星期一必须得穿裙子去上学
Will have to wear a dress to school on monday. Oh! Oh, my! Okay.

263
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你们真该照张相回来
You've got to get a picture of that!

264
00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:25,350
汤姆  我们聊会儿好吗
Tom? Can I talk to you a sec?

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当然
Yeah.

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你不觉得
Don't you think

267
00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:30,550
你站错队伍了吧?
You were kind of sending the wrong message in there?

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我知道大家都不赞成他们做的
I know we don't approve of what they did,

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00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,340
但你...你们得承认
But you--you gotta admit.

270
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,700
他们只是选择的新颖的创业之路呀
Come on. Starting their own casino is kind of creative.

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00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:39,740
是新颖  卖盗版入侵检测系统也挺新颖啊
Yeah? "creative" like selling fake i.D.S was creative.

272
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,690
偷车...真是艺术极品
And hot-wiring Mccluskey's car-- that was a work of art.

273
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:45,230
亲爱的  这跟那些不一样
Honey, honey, this is nothing like that.

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00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,580
听着  我意思是整个学校
I mean, look, the whole school

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都在谈论他们的创作
Is talking about their card game.

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你不觉得
Do you realize it was, like,

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星期一的晚上将会是不同寻常的一晚
The place to be on a monday night?

278
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上帝啊
Oh, my god.

279
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怎么了
What?

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你认为他们很酷
You think they're cool.

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对
Well... Yeah.

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我是说你觉得他们很酷
No, I mean you think they're cool

283
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:04,920
-他们做了你想做的  -有没搞错
In that you wanna be them. Oh, please.

284
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:08,250
你就是那样  这不就是汤姆  以前高中的恶霸呀
You do! This is Tom, former high school Nerd,

285
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:11,520
整天嚣张跋扈  臭屁冲天的小屁孩
Living vicarusly through his awesome-ass kids.

286
00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:14,470
我高中很酷的
Hey, I was plenty cool in high school.

287
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,480
我们是不是要重新解释一下"酷"呀
Are we redefining "cool"

288
00:16:16,490 --> 00:16:19,220
吹着长号游行也是酷?
To include playing trombone in the marching band?

289
00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:23,960
你反应过度了
You're overreacting.

290
00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:26,780
你情绪有点激动了  我还是相信他们
You're a little high-spirited, but I trust them.

291
00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:30,180
所以返校舞会上我还是会支持他们的
So I've decided to unground them for the homecoming dance.

292
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,930
但我跟他们说了不行了
But I told them they couldn't go.

293
00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:35,010
但你也说让我处理呀  我照做了
And you told me to handle it, and I just did.

294
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,080
哦  对了  不是吹的长号
Oh, by the way, it wasn't a trombone.

295
00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:41,460
是大号
It was a tuba.

296
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,670
铜管
Know your brass.

297
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,640
胡安妮塔!
Juanita!

298
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,890
你说了我可以吃蛋糕的
You said I could have cake.

299
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,170
我知道  但没说这么大块吧
I know, but so much?

300
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:03,170
你可以吃完再拿第二个呀
You could've gone back for a second piece.

301
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,160
这就是拿的第二个
This is my second piece.

302
00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:15,740
胡安妮塔并没有错
And it's not Juanita's fault.

303
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:16,980
这种情况  要怪也只能怪父母
In this kind of situation, I blame the parents.

304
00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:19,620
你看  要是我不管  我孩子可以吃一天的糖
Look, my kid would eat sugar All day long if I let her.

305
00:17:19,630 --> 00:17:22,640
盖碧明显就是不懂拒绝孩子的母亲
Gaby's obviously one of those moms who just can't say no.

306
00:17:23,350 --> 00:17:26,540
她真丢脸  胡安妮塔脸蛋那么漂亮
It's a shame, too. Juanita has such a pretty face.

307
00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:34,150
我回来了
I'm back.

308
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,580
想喝点儿冰的吗
You want something cold?

309
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,290
恩  事实上
Well, actually,

310
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,530
我正想来点儿热的
I'm in the mood for something hot.

311
00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:47,620
你知道吗...
You know...

312
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,250
这就是为什么我用了四个月
This is why it's taking four months

313
00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:51,590
粉刷我的屋子
To get my house painted.

314
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,480
你没听过有种说法
Haven't you ever heard that expression,

315
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:57,180
"你要么干快点儿  要么干好点儿"
"you can have it done fast, or you can have it done right"?

316
00:17:57,190 --> 00:17:59,770
我想我还是现在做吧
I think I'll have it done right now.

317
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,200
苏珊  你在吗
Hey, Susan?

318
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,350
勒奈特  你来的真的不太是时候
Mm. Uh, Lynette, it's not really a good Time.

319
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,620
我只要5秒钟  骂骂汤姆
I just need five seconds to bitch about Tom,

320
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,190
过了我就...哦  天哪
And then I'll-- oh, my god.

321
00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:14,500
你的粉刷匠还没弄完啊?
Your painter isn't done yet?

322
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,120
对啊  他...他不好找啊
Yeah. He--he's hard to keep track of.

323
00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:24,880
管他的  汤姆没意识到
Well, anyway, Tom refuses to acknowledge

324
00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:26,970
那对双胞胎快成少年犯了
That the twins are turning into juvenile delinquents.

325
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:30,370
-只隔了一天  我...  -你太可怜了  来抱一下
Just the other day, I was-- oh, you poor thing! You need a hug.

326
00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:38,420
你刚才在喝酒?
Have you been drinking?

327
00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:48,680
突然闯进来真抱歉
Sorry to have barged in,

328
00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,180
谢谢你听我吐苦水
And thanks for letting me get that off my chest.

329
00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:53,330
你想说话的时候  随时来按我的门铃
Hey, anytime that you need to talk, you just ring my bell...

330
00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:54,960
然后等着我开门
And wait.

331
00:18:56,450 --> 00:18:57,950
新规矩
Okay, new rule.

332
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,110
现在开始  要做爱只能在卧室  门锁好
From now on, sex only happens in the bedroom, door closed,

333
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:03,750
-在晚上7点到10点之间  -知道吗
Between the hours of 7:00 and 10:00 p.M. You know what?

334
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,080
如果你告诉我理由  要我遵守这些见鬼的
It'd be a hell of a lot easier for me to follow the rules

335
00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:09,570
-规矩可能容易一些  -我只是不想我朋友们知道
If I knew why they existed. I just don't want my friends to know.

336
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,590
为什么  你...跟我在一起很丢脸?
Why? You--you ashamed of me?

337
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,750
不  怎么可能
No, of course not.

338
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,420
只是...太复杂了
It's just... Complicated.

339
00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:18,330
我做人很坦率
I'm just a simple guy,

340
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,770
我不能做你见不得人的小秘密
So I can't be your dirty little secret.

341
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:23,730
我要和你不止这样
I need more from you.

342
00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:28,870
对不起  我无法回应你的要求
I'm sorry. I can't give that to you.

343
00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:35,010
宝贝儿  我知道你想回家看你的卡通
Honey, I know you wanna go home and watch your cartoons,

344
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:37,290
但你吃太多蛋糕了
But you had a lot of cake,

345
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,530
所以我打算带你去公园
So I was thinking I'd take you to the park.

346
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:42,980
那样你可以到处跑  做点儿棒的  有趣的运动
That way, you could run around and get some nice, fun exercise.

347
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,250
我不要
No.

348
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:46,620
真不要?
You sure?

349
00:19:46,730 --> 00:19:48,650
奔跑在阳光下  呼吸着新鲜的空气
Running around in the sun and fresh air

350
00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:50,000
是很棒的哦
Would make you feel good.

351
00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:52,440
恩...不要
Mm... No.

352
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:54,930
你还好吗?
Okay.

353
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:56,740
那你去把那个扔了吧
Why don't you go throw that in the trash?

354
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,340
我先去把车发动了
And I'm gonna get the car started.

355
00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:13,370
胡安妮塔
He Juanita.

356
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,590
想不想在回家的路上玩个新游戏?
You wanna play a new game on the way home?

357
00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:20,640
-赢了有新洋娃娃拿哦  -好啊
Winner gets a new doll. Okay.

358
00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:22,620
那快点儿呀
Well, come on, then!

359
00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:36,840
妈咪  你干嘛呀
Mommy, what are you doing?

360
00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:40,770
这是我发明的新游戏  你已经赢了一分了
It's a new game I invented, and you're winning 1 to nothing!

361
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,170
凯瑟琳  天大的好消息
Katherine! Fantastic news.

362
00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:54,460
"食在美景镇"
"what's cookin' Fairview?"

363
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:55,880
明天要派人来
Is sending out a camera crew Tomorrow

364
00:20:55,890 --> 00:20:59,970
-采访我和我的书  -哦  我今天早上刚看完
To do a piece on me and the book. Oh, which I just finished this morning.

365
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,720
-你看完了?  -对啊  我简直欲罢不能
You read it ready? Yes. I couldn't put it down.

366
00:21:03,490 --> 00:21:05,720
但我不得不告诉你  至少有十几个菜谱
But I have to tell you, at least a dozen recipes

367
00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:08,120
都缺了相当关键的东西
Are missing a pretty crucial ingredient.

368
00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:09,680
是吗?
Really?

369
00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:11,040
怎么可能?
What?

370
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:12,310
我的名字
My name.

371
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:16,190
-不好意思  你说什么  -布里  你的书全是
Excuse me? Bree, your book is filled with recipes

372
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,380
我们一起研究的菜谱
That we developed together,

373
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:20,030
-有些还完全是我的心血  -哦  别说蠢话
And--and some of them are flat-out mine. Oh, don't be silly.

374
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,650
我是参考了一些你的食谱
I May have based a few on your recipes,

375
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:23,520
但我总是会做出一些改变
But I Always changed someing.

376
00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:24,800
改了什么?  盛菜的器皿?
Like what? The font?

377
00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:28,080
说出一点这个肉饼的做法和我的食谱的区别
Name one difference between this meatloaf recipe and mine.

378
00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:30,370
你的叫做卷欧芹叶碎末
Well, yours calls for minced curly leaf parsley.

379
00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:32,380
我的叫做扁菜叶碎末
Mine calls for minced flat leaf.

380
00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:34,840
都是被剁碎了的  谁看得出来有什么区别
It's minced! Who can tell the difference?

381
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,430
布里  书上有些食谱是你根本做不出来的
Bree, you have recipes in here you can't even make.

382
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,440
从来没有听过这么荒唐的事情
Never heard anything so absurd.

383
00:21:39,450 --> 00:21:42,400
糖丝法式蛋糕?
The croquembouche cake with the spun sugar netting?

384
00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:45,140
我没有一次见过你用融掉的糖做东西
I've never once seen you work with molten sugar.

385
00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:47,050
-而我常常做这种蛋糕  -说真的  凯瑟琳
I Always make that cake. ReAlly, Katherine.

386
00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:50,180
我不过是让你负责在食物上做吸引人的装饰
Just because I let you execute a few eye-catching garnishes

387
00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:52,070
以此来满足你臭显摆的欲望
That gratify your need to show off,

388
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,240
但这并不意味着我自己不能做出同样好的东西
Doesn't mean that I can't do them just as well myself.

389
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,870
你给我的机会?
You let me?

390
00:21:57,970 --> 00:22:00,150
我原以为我们是搭档
I thought we were partners.

391
00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:02,180
我们的确是
We are.

392
00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:05,280
这也是为什么你的名字在书的献词里
That's why your name is on the dedication page.

393
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:09,990
你之前说的关于献词的话都是对的  布里
You were right about the dedication, Bree.

394
00:22:10,390 --> 00:22:12,740
这真的是你能做的最小的事情
It really was theleastyou could do.

395
00:22:19,930 --> 00:22:21,820
18比0
18 to zero!

396
00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:24,150
再得两分你就打破记录了
2 more points, and you'll break the record.

397
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,100
妈妈  我累了!
Mommy, I'm tired!

398
00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:28,020
真的?
Really?

399
00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:29,540
我还以为刚才跑过那个人的洒水机时
Well, I thought running through that guy's sprinkler

400
00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:32,320
那些凉水会让你神清气爽  来吧继续!
Would've refreshed you. Now come on!

401
00:22:32,330 --> 00:22:33,540
我不
No.

402
00:22:35,170 --> 00:22:38,590
看来妈妈要得到她的第一个两分了
Looks like mommy's gonna score her first 2 points.

403
00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:40,670
加油啊  胡安妮塔
Come on, Juanita.

404
00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:43,180
向妈妈展示你是多棒的赢家
Show mommy what a winner you are.

405
00:22:53,450 --> 00:22:54,560
胡安妮塔!
Juanita!

406
00:22:54,570 --> 00:22:56,210
你在干什么?
What are you doing?!

407
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:58,930
胡安妮塔  停下来!
Juanita, stop!

408
00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:14,240
胡安妮塔!  胡安妮塔!
Juanita! Juanita!

409
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:16,950
当我在想
And while I thought

410
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,030
让你禁足是个合适的惩罚时
Grounding you was an appropriate punishment,

411
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,510
你爸爸说服了我
Your dad convinced me

412
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,770
-我对你们确实是有点严格  -绝对
I was being a little too hard on you guys. Absolutely.

413
00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:24,430
所以我们决定
And so we have decided

414
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,240
允许你们去今晚上的返校晚会
To let you go to the homecoming dance tonight...

415
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:27,950
就是这样!
That's right!

416
00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:31,500
开你爸爸的敞篷车去
In your father's convertible.

417
00:23:32,270 --> 00:23:34,540
等...等一下  你说什么?
Um, um, h-h-hold on. What? Wh--

418
00:23:34,550 --> 00:23:36,500
别这样  汤姆  我们信任这些孩子  不是吗?
Come on, Tom. I mean, we trust them, right?

419
00:23:36,510 --> 00:23:37,640
是的  是的
Yes, yes.

420
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:38,840
我...我会更加信任他们如果
I-i would trust them more if they

421
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:42,830
他们开你的车  -不  你不会想让
Were driving your car. No! You don't wan

422
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,400
两个这么酷的孩子开妈妈的车去返校节晚会
Two cool kids pulling up to homecoming in a mom car,

423
00:23:46,410 --> 00:23:48,620
特别是车上还有他们上个月撞的凹痕
Especially with that big dent they put in it last month.

424
00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:51,030
兄弟!谢谢!谢谢!
Dude! Thanks! Thanks!

425
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,400
-别谢我  谢你们的爸爸  -谢谢你  爸爸!
Don't thank me. Thank your father. Thanks, dad!

426
00:23:53,410 --> 00:23:56,380
-你太棒了!  -等等  有一些规定
You rock! Uh, you--whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Here--some ground rules.

427
00:23:56,390 --> 00:23:59,200
不...不准穿脏鞋踩车里的垫子  不准...
N-no muddy shoes on my floor mats. No--

428
00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:01,000
汤姆  放轻松
Tom, relax!

429
00:24:02,260 --> 00:24:05,190
你们这些精力充沛的孩子为所欲为的玩乐吧
You high-spirited kids do whatever it takes to have fun.

430
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,100
倒数  3  2  1
And in three, two, one.

431
00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:15,760
欢迎回来"食在美景镇?"
Welcome back to "what's cookin' Fairview?"

432
00:24:15,770 --> 00:24:17,510
我们正在采访的是布里·范德坎普
We're talking with Bree Van De Kamp,

433
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,820
美景镇的首要宴席承办人
Fairview's premier caterer,

434
00:24:18,830 --> 00:24:21,240
她正要出版第一本烹饪书
Who's about to publish her very first cookbook.

435
00:24:21,290 --> 00:24:23,100
布里  你能带我们进去看看吗?
Bree, could you show us inside?

436
00:24:23,490 --> 00:24:25,520
这是我的厨房
This is my kitchen,

437
00:24:25,690 --> 00:24:28,000
这是我的员工
And this is my staff--

438
00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:31,510
最有天赋最努力的团队
The most gifted, hardworking team

439
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,900
是每个厨师的梦想
A cook could ever have hoped for.

440
00:24:34,030 --> 00:24:36,170
他们的好处是我言语无法表达的
I cannot say enough good things about them.

441
00:24:36,180 --> 00:24:38,660
你们当中谁和布里合作的时间最长?
So which one of you has worked with Bree the longest?

442
00:24:39,210 --> 00:24:40,520
我
That would be me.

443
00:24:40,590 --> 00:24:43,610
那么告诉我  和布里工作是什么感觉?
So tell me, what's it really like working with Bree?

444
00:24:47,180 --> 00:24:48,790
深受启发
It's inspiring.

445
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:52,930
她绝对是无所不能
There is absolutely nothing she can't do.

446
00:24:53,270 --> 00:24:54,790
凯瑟琳  我已经脸红了
Katherine, I'm blushing.

447
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,430
和她一起工作让我受到...
Working with her has been...

448
00:24:57,470 --> 00:24:59,770
很多教育
Such an education

449
00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:01,860
我...
That i--aah!

450
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,740
天那  你没事吧?
Ah! Oh, god. Are you All right?

451
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,520
我想我的手腕扭伤了  天啊  好疼啊
I think I strained my wrist. God, it hurts.

452
00:25:05,530 --> 00:25:10,100
可怜的小家伙  谁能拿点冰块来吗?  太不幸了
Oh, you poor dear. Could someone please get some ice? Oh, no.

453
00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:14,260
我正准备把糖浆倒在
Oh, and I was just about to put the spun sugar netting

454
00:25:14,270 --> 00:25:16,520
我们有名的法式蛋糕上面
On our famous croquembouche.

455
00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:20,600
你介意替我一下吗?
Would you mind doing it?

456
00:25:22,630 --> 00:25:23,600
凯瑟琳
Katherine,

457
00:25:23,610 --> 00:25:26,490
我肯定你的手腕没有问题
I'm sure your wrist is just fine.

458
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,990
不  真的疼的厉害
No, it's really throbbing.

459
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,760
好  看起来布里要来拯救这个局面
Okay, it looks like Bree to the rescue.

460
00:25:33,260 --> 00:25:34,360
一定要拍到这个
Be sure you get this.

461
00:25:34,370 --> 00:25:36,040
非常值得一看
Really something to see.

462
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,950
搅拌的糖浆的秘诀在于
The secret to spinning sugar

463
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,670
是这个特别的搅拌器
Is this special whisk

464
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,340
它能做出漂亮的蛛丝网
That makes lovely gossamer threads.

465
00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:56,330
留心啊  亲爱的
Careful, dear.

466
00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:58,660
-你被粘住了  -我知道
You're clumping. I can see that.

467
00:26:01,990 --> 00:26:03,270
这个东西好烫啊!
That stuff's hot!

468
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,660
对不起
Sorry.

469
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,820
糟糕
Oops!

470
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,110
这就是你锻炼的主意?  让她在车后面跑?
So that's your idea of exercise? Having her run after a car?

471
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,850
卡洛斯  我们的女儿吃掉了半块蛋糕
Carlos, our daughter sucked down half a sheet cake,

472
00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:22,000
而且之后没有人能找到蜡烛
And afterwards, no one could find the candles.

473
00:26:22,010 --> 00:26:23,670
清醒点吧!  我们有麻烦了!
Wake up! We have got a problem!

474
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,000
我只是不觉得要用羞辱她来解决问题
I just don't think the solution is to humiliate her.

475
00:26:27,010 --> 00:26:28,370
即便她很...重
Now even if she's... Heavy,

476
00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:30,340
难道她就没有权利去自我感觉良好吗?
Doesn't she have the right to feel good about herself?

477
00:26:30,350 --> 00:26:34,350
我在保护她  她还不知道真相
Hey, I'm protecting her. She doesn't know the truth yet.

478
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,250
女人年轻漂亮的时间不过一瞬
Women only have five seconds to be young d beautiful,

479
00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:38,730
之后就人老珠黄了
And then it's gone.

480
00:26:39,050 --> 00:26:42,080
在你留意到之前  我们已经又老又胖而且结婚了
And then before you know it, we're old and fat and married

481
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,450
还在思索我们的美丽去了哪里
And wondering where our beauty went.

482
00:26:44,780 --> 00:26:46,140
盖碧...
Gaby...

483
00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:48,900
不  卡洛斯  我的意思是...
No, Carlos. I mean...

484
00:26:48,930 --> 00:26:50,880
有时候我很高兴你看不见我
Sometimes I'm glad you can't see me.

485
00:26:50,890 --> 00:26:52,640
五年过去了还有两个孩子
Five years and two kids

486
00:26:52,650 --> 00:26:54,150
没有时间做脸或者去健身房
And no Time for facials or the gym.

487
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,270
这样的损失很大
It just... Takes a toll.

488
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,360
那天伊迪看见我的时候
And when Edie same the other day,

489
00:27:03,370 --> 00:27:05,420
她甚至已经不能认出我来了
It was like she didn't even recognize me.

490
00:27:07,090 --> 00:27:08,330
听我说
Listen to me.

491
00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:13,890
没人比我更清楚你的脸庞
Nobody knows your face better than I do.

492
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,970
每一次亲你的时候我都知道
And I see it every Time I kiss you.

493
00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:17,870
不管5年还是50年
In 5 years or 50,

494
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,830
你永远都那么美
You will Always be beautiful.

495
00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:24,680
听见了吗
Hear me?

496
00:27:29,030 --> 00:27:30,240
现在就要做完了
And now to finish,

497
00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:32,830
你只要把棉花糖绕到
You simply transfer your spun sugar

498
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,400
焦糖奶油松饼塔上
To the croquembouche

499
00:27:34,410 --> 00:27:37,610
然后轻轻的缠绕成
And gracefully drape it around

500
00:27:37,610 --> 00:27:40,880
优美的垂帘就可以了
In a delicate swirl.

501
00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:46,440
我有没有说过...
Did I meion that you...

502
00:27:46,450 --> 00:27:49,150
在操作棉花糖的时候
Probably shouldn't be wearing jewelry

503
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,770
不要戴珠宝首饰?
While working with spun sugar? Um...

504
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,970
其实并没有法律规定必须是优美的垂纱
Well, there's no law that says it has to be a delicate veil.

505
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,610
我是说  可以只是美丽的
I mean, it could really just be a beautiful, um,

506
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,560
小巧的白色的...
Little, uh, white...

507
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,580
带子
Ribbon.

508
00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:11,710
关掉那该死的摄像机
Turn off the damn camera.

509
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,150
事实上  我的手腕感觉好点了
Ah, actually, my wrist is feeling a little better.

510
00:28:15,340 --> 00:28:17,230
要不然让我试试吧?
Why don't I give it a shot?

511
00:28:26,110 --> 00:28:27,420
你在干嘛?
Whatcha doing?

512
00:28:27,430 --> 00:28:30,830
儿子们哪去了  已经过了宵禁30分钟了
Okay, where are they? It's 30 minutes past curfew.

513
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,050
事实上是32分钟
Actually, it's 32.

514
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,200
如果车上有一小道划痕
If there is a single scratch on that car--

515
00:28:36,210 --> 00:28:38,550
在我花了那么长时间修车以后...
I mean, after All the Time that I spent restoring that thing...

516
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,790
是啊  还记得你曾在网上挂了一整天
Yeah. Remember when you spent the entire day on the internet

517
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,150
就为了找一个新的变档把手?
Trying to find a new gearshift knob?

518
00:28:46,590 --> 00:28:48,190
有史以来最糟的结婚纪念日
Worst anniversary ever.

519
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,340
我真不敢相信你这样对我
I cannot believe that you did this to me.

520
00:28:51,350 --> 00:28:52,470
我知道
I know.

521
00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:54,410
那车是你的宝贝
That car is your baby.

522
00:28:55,730 --> 00:28:59,590
如果还有什么东西能同样让我激情彭湃
If only there was something I felt that intensely about.

523
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,510
哦  等等  那就是我真正的宝贝们
Oh, wait! There is-- my actual babies.

524
00:29:03,010 --> 00:29:05,490
你觉得我不在乎我们的儿子?
You think I don't care about our boys?

525
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,580
我知道你爱他们
I know you love them,

526
00:29:07,590 --> 00:29:10,410
但有时候你会发现他们那么酷那么有趣
But sometimes you find them so cool and entertaining,

527
00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:11,980
你就会忘了以父母的身份教导他们
You forget to parent them.

528
00:29:11,990 --> 00:29:14,750
-勒奈特  -不  听我说
Lynette-- no, listen.

529
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,730
这很重要
This is important.

530
00:29:17,860 --> 00:29:20,380
他们年幼时经常盲目行事
When they were little and they'd act out,

531
00:29:20,390 --> 00:29:23,010
我们就会说"别紧张  他们还年轻"
And we'd Always say, "relax! They're young.

532
00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:24,500
"当他们成熟起来就会好的"
When they're older, they'll get it."

533
00:29:24,510 --> 00:29:27,040
汤姆  现在他们已经16岁了
Well, Tom, they're 16 now.

534
00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:30,230
可是还没有成熟
Not getting it.

535
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:34,130
我们在很短的时间里却有那么多的工作要做
We have a lot of work to do in a very short Time,

536
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,920
如果你和我不同步的话
And if you and I aren't in sync,

537
00:29:35,930 --> 00:29:38,240
我很担心没法好好教育他们
I'm afraid it's not gonna happen.

538
00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:55,100
-对不起我们回来晚了  -爸爸  你必须听听这件事
Hey, sorry we're late. Yeah. But, dad, you have to hear this story.

539
00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:57,270
我们刚在一个十字路口停下
We just pulled up at an intersection,

540
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,870
-那有2个火辣的妞  -我可不想听这个
And there were these two hot girls-- I don't want to hear it.

541
00:30:01,390 --> 00:30:03,200
你们难道就不能先打个电话回来吗
You ever hear of a thing called a cell phone?

542
00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:05,210
我们不过回来晚了大约35分钟
We're only, like, 35 minutes late.

543
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,390
是  35分钟  这期间
Yeah, 35 minutes, during which Time

544
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,890
你妈妈和我都担心死了
Your mother and I have been worried ck.

545
00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:10,510
但是  爸爸
But, dad--

546
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,380
你们犯了规  必须接受教训
You broke the rules. There are consequences.

547
00:30:16,150 --> 00:30:17,910
你们俩禁足1个月
You're both grounded for a month.

548
00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:21,120
这太郁闷了  你这样做不过是
This sucks! You're only doing this

549
00:30:21,130 --> 00:30:22,730
因为你担心你那辆宝贝汽车
'cause you were worried about your precious car.

550
00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:24,800
你以为?  让开
You think? Get out of the way.

551
00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:35,670
还有什么要说的?
Any other opinions you'd like to share?

552
00:30:49,150 --> 00:30:50,390
谢谢
Thank you.

553
00:30:50,470 --> 00:30:52,980
但你不必那样...
But you didn't have to...

554
00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:56,470
那个镜子之前就有划痕
That mirror was scratched.

555
00:30:57,850 --> 00:30:59,690
我早就订了个新的
I Already ordered a new one.

556
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,730
麦克卢斯基夫人  你还活着哇
Mrs. Mccluskey! You're still Alive!

557
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:16,720
哦  我也很高兴见到你  伊迪
Oh, it's nice to see you, too, Edie.

558
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,980
这是我丈夫  戴伍·威廉姆斯
This is my husband, Dave Williams.

559
00:31:19,990 --> 00:31:21,350
你们是怎么认识的?
So how did you two meet?

560
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,150
你是开免费的诊所还是什么?
You run a free clinic or something?

561
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,450
-抱歉  你是?  -凯伦·麦克卢斯基
I'm sorry. Who are you? Karen Mccluskey,

562
00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:28,070
伊迪在这条街上最好的朋友
Edie's best friend on the street.

563
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,340
见到你真高兴
Well, it's a real pleasure to meet you.

564
00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:36,190
你在这干嘛?
What are you doing here?

565
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,760
我要和你谈谈
Um, I just need to talk to you.

566
00:31:38,770 --> 00:31:40,870
这里不行  回家去  我会给你打电话
Not here. Go home. I'll call you.

567
00:31:41,310 --> 00:31:42,080
几时?
When?

568
00:31:42,090 --> 00:31:44,720
我不知道  晚点打给你  你就走吧
I don't know. Later. Just go.

569
00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:53,430
女生们  我必须说
I have to say, ladies,

570
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,970
这个派对真棒
This is quite a shindig.

571
00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:56,990
很高兴你玩的开心
Oh, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

572
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,810
我是说  并不是有很多人
Yeah, I mean, there's really not a lot of people

573
00:31:58,820 --> 00:32:04,160
-愿意这么大费周折地说抱歉  -你说什么?
Who go to this much trouble to say they're sorry. Excuse me?

574
00:32:04,170 --> 00:32:07,850
这个派对真是很好的表达抱歉的方法
Well, the party. It's just a beautiful way to apologize.

575
00:32:09,290 --> 00:32:11,770
伊迪  这不是"我们很抱歉"派对
Edie, this is not a "we're sorry" party.

576
00:32:11,780 --> 00:32:14,160
而是"我们原谅你"派对
This is a "we forgive you" party.

577
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,730
你们原谅我?
You forgive me?

578
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,510
我觉得盖碧的意思是
Well, I think what Gaby means is

579
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,490
在你离开前  你对我们实在很糟糕
You were fairly awful to us right before you left,

580
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,940
而这是我们欢迎你回来的方式
And this is our way of welcoming you back

581
00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:27,620
同时希望你以后别再犯
To hopefully not do it again.

582
00:32:28,130 --> 00:32:29,680
你们是不是在耍我
You gotta be kidding.

583
00:32:31,470 --> 00:32:33,230
你们孤立了我
You froze me out.

584
00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:35,820
威胁要毁掉我的事业
You threatened to ruin my business,

585
00:32:35,830 --> 00:32:37,830
并且把我赶出了这里
And you ran me out of town.

586
00:32:38,050 --> 00:32:41,310
我花了5年时间不再恨你们
Now it's taken me five years to stop hating you.

587
00:32:41,950 --> 00:32:43,900
女士们  很棒的派对
Great party, ladies.

588
00:32:43,910 --> 00:32:45,580
多谢
Thank you very much.

589
00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:47,810
现在...我能和我妻子呆一会吗?
Now... Mind if I steal my wife?

590
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:49,450
甜心?
Sweetheart?

591
00:32:57,530 --> 00:32:58,940
那是你的油漆工吗?
Isn't that your painter?

592
00:33:01,950 --> 00:33:04,210
-是他吗?  -我不确定
Is it? I can't tell.

593
00:33:12,130 --> 00:33:15,340
-抱歉  -没事
Ooh! Excuse me. It's okay.

594
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,170
他们没付电费吗?
Didn't they pay the bill?

595
00:33:27,270 --> 00:33:30,200
没事  大家冷静  我会处理的
All right. Calm down. I'll take care of it.

596
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,620
你  跟我来
You, come with me.

597
00:33:34,590 --> 00:33:36,920
你干嘛在我的朋友们面前羞辱我?
Why would you humiliate me in front of my friends?

598
00:33:36,930 --> 00:33:38,390
你神经病吗你?
Are you a lunatic?

599
00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:41,680
我...我只不过想接近你
I-i'm just trying to get through to you.

600
00:33:41,690 --> 00:33:44,290
这让我有点疯狂
And, yeah, it's making me kinda crazy.

601
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,240
苏珊...为啥我不能见你的朋友呢?
Susan... Why can't I meet your friends?

602
00:33:49,450 --> 00:33:51,290
我是说  我真的那么讨厌吗?
I mean, am I really that horrible?

603
00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:52,990
不是  当然不是  我的朋友们会喜欢你的
No, of course not. My friends would love you.

604
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,660
那还有什么问题呢?
Then what is the problem?

605
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:56,940
问题是
The problem is,

606
00:33:56,950 --> 00:33:59,410
如果你见了我的朋友  那么我们就是在谈恋爱了
If you meet my friends, then we're in a relationship,

607
00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:01,580
而现在我不能谈恋爱
And I can't be in a relationship right now.

608
00:34:01,820 --> 00:34:05,010
但我...我保证我会让你开心的
But i-i promise, I'll make you very happy.

609
00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,830
或许我根本不配得到幸福
Well, Maybe I don't deserve to be happy.

610
00:34:23,380 --> 00:34:24,850
几年前...
A few years ago...

611
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,050
发生了一场交通事故...
There was this car accident...

612
00:34:29,390 --> 00:34:30,700
很严重
A bad one.

613
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,130
走正道?
Take the high road?

614
00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:36,120
你听见那些幸灾乐祸的女人说我什么了吗
Did you hear what those smug bitches said to me?

615
00:34:36,130 --> 00:34:38,120
伊迪  让这些人喜欢我们很重要
Edie, it's important these people like us.

616
00:34:38,130 --> 00:34:39,340
现在这是我们的家了
It's our home now.

617
00:34:39,350 --> 00:34:41,960
我真不该听你的劝搬回来的
I never should've let you talk me into moving back here.

618
00:34:41,970 --> 00:34:45,210
为什么  为什么你这么想搬来紫藤街?
Why? Why were you so gung ho on Wisteria Lane?

619
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,850
相信你的丈夫  我们在这儿会很幸福的
Listen to your husband. We can be happy here,

620
00:34:49,410 --> 00:34:51,890
但我们得让这些人喜欢我们
But we need these people to like us.

621
00:34:52,370 --> 00:34:53,560
为什么
Why?

622
00:34:55,790 --> 00:34:58,010
这会让一切都容易些
It'll just make everything easier.

623
00:35:01,370 --> 00:35:02,510
那是场事故
That was an accident.

624
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,400
苏珊  你不必为此感到内疚的
Susan, you can't feel guilty about it.

625
00:35:04,410 --> 00:35:06,190
知道吗  杰克森  你什么都不用说
You know what, Jackson? You're not gonna say anything

626
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,240
这些话我都听过无数次了
I haven't Already heard a million Times.

627
00:35:08,570 --> 00:35:10,850
我...我告诉你这些是因为我...
I-i only told you because i...

628
00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:12,970
我希望你明白
I just want you to understand

629
00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:15,060
为什么我不能接受你
Why I can't let you in my life.

630
00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:18,890
那么...
Well...

631
00:35:20,510 --> 00:35:24,360
你介不介意我在这留几个月
Do you mind if I hang out for the next few months

632
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,330
看你是否会改变主意?
And see if you change your mind?

633
00:35:30,090 --> 00:35:32,190
好吧  我想这我能接受
Yeah, I guess I could handle that.

634
00:35:38,430 --> 00:35:40,290
好了  为什么你不去...
Well, why don't you...

635
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,430
跟你的朋友们一起玩玩呢
Go have fun with your friends?

636
00:35:43,270 --> 00:35:44,720
等你有空的时候给我电话
And just call me when you're free.

637
00:35:44,730 --> 00:35:45,940
好吧
Okay.

638
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,360
求你了  丹妮尔  你没有权利带他走
Please, Danielle. You have no right to take him.

639
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,790
我当然有权利  他是我的孩子
I have every right. He's my kid.

640
00:36:12,910 --> 00:36:14,780
丹妮尔  我们说好由我抚养他的
Danielle, we agreed I would raise him.

641
00:36:14,790 --> 00:36:16,230
我们都认为那样才是最好的
We agreed it would be best!

642
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:19,090
你认为那样最好  我根本没的选择
You said it would be best! I've had no say in anything!

643
00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:21,800
但我现在已经结婚了  里奥是个律师
But I am married now, and Leo's a lawyer.

644
00:36:21,810 --> 00:36:24,450
所以你省省力气吧  别再跟我争了
So do yourself a favor and don't try to fight this!

645
00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:28,200
求你了  丹妮尔  我们可以照你喜欢的做
Please, Danielle, we can have any arrangement you like.

646
00:36:28,210 --> 00:36:30,100
但是请别带走他
Please, just don't take him!

647
00:36:30,110 --> 00:36:32,740
上帝啊  奥森走了
For god sakes, Orson's gone.

648
00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:35,220
你们都长大了  本杰明就是我的一切
You kids are grown. Benjamin's All I have!

649
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,510
你还是去找些其他的东西吧
You're just gonna have tfind something else.

650
00:36:42,730 --> 00:36:45,160
亲爱的  上床来  已经2点多了
Honey, come to bed. It's after 2:00.

651
00:36:49,090 --> 00:36:51,410
烹饪节目同意重新录制我那部分了
The cooking show agreed to redo my segment.

652
00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:53,440
我要确保这次一切完美
I wanna make sure it's perfect this Time.

653
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:57,040
我不会告诉你怎么经营事业
Well, I won't tell you how to run your business.

654
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,540
那就像你的孩子
It's your baby.

655
00:37:03,270 --> 00:37:04,560
是的  没错
Yes, it is.

656
00:37:43,390 --> 00:37:45,740
M.J.准备好了吗
Hey. Um, m.J. Ready?

657
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:47,770
是的  他在楼上等你呢
Yeah, he's upstairs waiting for you.

658
00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:55,520
我告诉过你煞车有点问题
I told you the brakes were squeaking.

659
00:37:55,530 --> 00:37:58,170
-让你好好检查的  -我检查过了
I asked you to get them checked. And I checked 'em!

660
00:37:58,180 --> 00:37:59,760
我是说找个技工...
I meant a mechanic...

661
00:37:59,770 --> 00:38:02,830
-不是你  -不是煞车的问题  苏珊
Not you. It was not the brakes, Susan.

662
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,560
即使是的话也无关紧要了
If it had been, it wouldn't have Mattered.

663
00:38:04,570 --> 00:38:07,490
-是他们撞过来的  -而我们杀了他们  麦克
They crashed into us! And we killed them, Mike!

664
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:09,560
我们没有杀他们  他们自己死的
We didn't kill them! They died.

665
00:38:09,570 --> 00:38:11,940
他们...是一个母亲和一个孩子
They were a mother and a child.

666
00:38:11,950 --> 00:38:13,850
她是个母亲...像我一样...
She was a mother, just like me...

667
00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:15,800
有个跟我们一样的孩子
With a child just like ours.

668
00:38:15,810 --> 00:38:18,120
如果不是我们  他们还会活着
And if it weren't for us, they would still be Alive.

669
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:20,480
这事我们已经谈了一次又一次  苏珊
Yeah, we have been over and over this, Susan.

670
00:38:20,490 --> 00:38:24,310
-你似乎就想折磨自己  -而你似乎全不在乎
It's--it's like you want to suffer. It's like you don't care at All,

671
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,930
像是你对那些人毫无悔意
Like you feel nothing for those people.

672
00:38:25,940 --> 00:38:28,960
我不能再讲这些了  就是不行
I can't do this again! I just can't!

673
00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:39,440
你带上那本讲恐龙的书了吗
Hey. Did you pack your dinosaur book

674
00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:41,820
-那样你就能你爸爸一起看了  -当然带了
So you can read it with your daddy? Sure did.

675
00:38:41,830 --> 00:38:43,970
很好
Oh, good. Mmm.

676
00:38:43,980 --> 00:38:45,680
玩得愉快  亲爱的
Okay, you have fun, sweetie.

677
00:38:47,490 --> 00:38:50,890
那么...我会在周日晚上6点左右送他回来
So, um, I'll probably bring him back sunday around 6:00 or so.

678
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:52,230
好的
Fine.

679
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,320
周末愉快  有什么特别安排吗
Well, have a good weekend. Doing anything special?

680
00:38:59,650 --> 00:39:02,080
我算是和某人开始约会了
Well, I've sort of starteseeing someone.

681
00:39:04,310 --> 00:39:06,670
所以或许会和他一起做些什么
So I might do something with him.

682
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,680
很好
Good for you.

683
00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:25,530
时光的脚步如此匆匆
It goes by so quickly.

684
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,760
转眼间
In a flash,

685
00:39:28,770 --> 00:39:31,220
我们熟悉的生活便永远消失
The life we knew is gone forever.

686
00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:34,790
我们只能扪心自问...
And we're left to ask ourselves...

687
00:39:36,070 --> 00:39:38,190
他怎么会离开了我呢
How could he have left me?

688
00:39:43,470 --> 00:39:46,140
我美丽的容颜是几时开始衰退的?
When did my beauty start to fade?

689
00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:52,510
我的朋友怎么会改变的呢
Why has my friend changed?

690
00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:59,590
我是否有尽力去做一个最好的母亲了呢
Was I the best mother I could have been?

691
00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:04,860
当然  有些人
Of course, there are some people

692
00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:08,040
明白时光的流逝是多么迅速
Who understand how quickly Time passes.

693
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:14,310
所以他们才如此坚定地
That's why they're so determined

694
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,980
想在一切太迟前
To get what they want

695
00:40:16,810 --> 00:40:19,530
得到自己所想
Before it's too late.

696
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,460
海勒医生  我本想打给你的
Oh, dr. Heller. I've been meaning to call you.

697
00:40:25,470 --> 00:40:27,770
是吗  我开始有点担心了
Yeah, I was getting concerned.

698
00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:29,940
你本该每个月来报道一次的
You're required to check in once a month.

699
00:40:30,090 --> 00:40:32,290
这是你被释放的条件
It was a condition of your release.

700
00:40:32,490 --> 00:40:34,410
得了  这都是一年前的事了
Oh, come on. That was a year ago.

701
00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:36,170
但老实说  药效很明显
But to be honest, the meds are working so well,

702
00:40:36,180 --> 00:40:38,320
我都快忘记你了  别无它意
I kinda forgot about you. No offense.

703
00:40:38,330 --> 00:40:42,520
戴夫  每月一次  没的选择
Dave, once a month. Not optional.

704
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,180
遵命  医生
Message received, doc.

705
00:40:44,190 --> 00:40:47,740
但说真的  你不用担心我  我很好
But seriously, you don't need to worry about me. I'm great.

706
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,670
一个月后我去找你
I'll talk to you in a month.

707
00:40:58,290 --> 00:40:59,190
告诉我
Just tell me.

708
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,160
我到底该怎么说
What are the magic words that I've gotta say

709
00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:04,120
-你才会放我出去?  -戴夫  你已经来这六周了
So you will let me out of here? Dave, you've been here six weeks,

710
00:41:04,130 --> 00:41:05,400
但在控制愤怒上  你似乎
And you don't seem any closer

711
00:41:05,410 --> 00:41:09,560
-没有任何进展  -我已经能控制了
To coming to terms with your rage. I've come to terms with it,

712
00:41:09,570 --> 00:41:11,650
我就喜欢它这样
And I like it just the way it is.

713
00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:14,350
控诉被取消是因为你同意
The charges were dropped because you agreed

714
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,410
来接受医疗
To put yourself in a doctor's care.

715
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:18,320
我是不会同意你出院的
I'm not going to authorize your release

716
00:41:18,330 --> 00:41:19,900
除非你有任何实质性进展
Until I see some real progress.

717
00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:22,660
怎么样对你来说才算是进展  医生?
Wh-what's progress supposed to look like to you, doc?

718
00:41:22,670 --> 00:41:25,670
我是说  难道我要在脸上挂上虚伪的笑容
I mean, should I just plaster some fake smile on my face

719
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,540
假装我体内的这些情绪
And pretend this--this thing that's inside me

720
00:41:27,550 --> 00:41:28,510
没有活生生在折磨我?
Isn't eatin' me Alive?

721
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,500
-如果你想的话我能做到  -我需要确定
'cause I can do that if you want. I need to make sure

722
00:41:30,510 --> 00:41:32,540
你对自己和他人不会构成威胁
You're not a danger to yourself or to others.

723
00:41:32,550 --> 00:41:37,330
听着  我从未对自己造成威胁
Listen, I've never been a danger to myself.

724
00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:40,200
至于其他人
And as far as the others are concerned,

725
00:41:41,170 --> 00:41:43,770
只有一个需要担心
There's only one person who should be worried.

