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Let there be cake.
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I didn't mean to cut your head off.
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I'm just under a lot of pressure here.
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Uh,who wants some?
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Another glass of bubbly?
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And throw in a shirley
temple for the lady.
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Lois,don't you think you
mightwant to pace yourself?
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Believe me,smallville,I am
a lot more obnoxious sober,
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and the last thing anyone wants is me
making a scene at this blessed event.
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Chloe is barely legal,and she is
getting herself hitched to the first guy
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who's shown her any
attention,present company excepted.
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I have suffered enough heartache
to know real love when I see it,
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and looking at those
two -- I don't know.
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I don't see it.
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Are you sure you're not just jealous that
your little cousin's beating you to the altar?
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This isn't a competition.
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Then why are you keeping score?
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Listen,lois,it may not kill you
to just show a little support.
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You want support?
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I'll show you support.
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Good idea.
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Ladies and gentlemen,my
name is lois lane.
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Most of you know me as chloe's
cousin,A.K.A. The maid of honor.
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When chloe and i were little
girls,we made a promise --
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neither of us would get married
until we found our soul mates...
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the one person in the whole wide world
that we were destined to be with...
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which is why you can't take
a 10-year-old on their word.
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Okay,come on.
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what I think lois is trying to
say is that you can't predict
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when you will find that special someone.
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And jimmy is,without a doubt,that
special someone for chloe.
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I've known chloe since
the eighth grade,and...
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we've been through a lot together.
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In all those years,the truth
is I've never seen her so happy.
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Congratulations. To jimmy and chloe.
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To jimmy and chloe.
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So,we'll see you guys in a few months.
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Thank you so much. You guys are great.
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- Thanks.
- Bye.
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You know,it's a shame your
parents couldn't be here tonight.
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I would have really loved to celebrate
your impeccable taste with them.
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Well,they send their love.
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Dad is this close to
closing a big deal in london.
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His,um,priorities are a little
out of whack,but he means well.
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Oh,well,I still hope you
enjoyed yourself tonight.
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You know what was my
favorite part of the evening?
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- If you say lois' toast,I'm getting a prenup.
- God,no.
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When clark was toasting
us,I looked over at you,
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and you had the most
wonderful smile on your face.
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You know,it really means a lot to me
that you're finally okay with clark.
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Me being uptight about you
and clark is yesterday's news.
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There may be a textbook's worth
of history between the two of you,
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but the future is all
chloe and jimmy's story.
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You know,I think it's about time we head
upstairs for some much-needed alone time.
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Oh,I think that is a fantastic idea.
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Smallville
Season08 Episode05
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Smallville?
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Good afternoon,lois.
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I thought you might need one of these.
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Please tell me we didn'T...
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You're hysterical when
you're hung over,lois.
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Don't worry.
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You got changed all by yourself...
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in the middle of the
kitchen for like an hour.
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I take it I took a little
drive on the porcelain highway.
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It was more like a cross-country trip.
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You know,I...
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You didn't have to take
care of me last night.
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I would have been perfectly
fine on my own at the talon.
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I don't think jimmy and chloe would have
been up for the white snake sing-along.
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Chloe!
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Uh,I was supposed to meet
her for a dress fitting fing.
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Do you need a ride?
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You may have held my hair,but i don't
need you to hold my hand,smallville.
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This may shock you,but
I can still drive a car.
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Not if it's not here.
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This may shock you,but you were in no condition
to get behind the wheel last night,lois.
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Thanks for the ride.
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What do you mean you
can't find the I.P.Address?
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The e-mail came through a ghost router.
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As soon as we saw it,the
router vanished from the grid.
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At the very least,this could
prove mr. Luther is still alive.
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Or it could prove that
someone is toying with me.
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Find out who took the crystal,or
find a new line of work.
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You know what's amazing to me?
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That you can't find
time to return my calls,
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but you do manage to fit it into your busy schedule
to buy the star city towers right out from under me.
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Business is business.
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Well,this is not about business.
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And to be honest with you,revenge
is not your best color.
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Don't flatter yourself.
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One of the most important things that lex taught
me is you can't afford to live in the past.
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Did professor luther also teach
you a thing or two about deception?
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Or how about obsession? I hear
his class in murder's an easy "A."
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He's done more for this world
than you ever will,oliver.
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He dedicated his life to
making it a safer place.
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You know,mercy,it seems to me like lex may
have been a little bit more than a mentor.
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If you're done wasting my
time,I have phone calls to make.
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Look,uh,I'm sorry.
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Really,okay? I didn't come
here to battle with you.
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Actually,I came here
to raise the white flag.
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How civil.
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What do you propose
-- a -- a truce?
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Well,truce,yeah... over dinner.
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You haven't changed one bit.
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Oliver always wants
what oliver can't have.
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You know,sometimes a meal's just a meal.
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You pick me up at 7:00.
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7:30 it is.
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- Chloe?
- Jimmy?
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You know what lois likes to see when she
comes home -- pants -- pants on everyone.
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I had no idea jimmy was so romantic.
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Guess the olsen's not so wholesome.
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Chloe! It's your coz!
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Guess who came to my rescue --
not oliver queen. Clark kent.
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He's just the sweetest
boy I have ever known.
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Chalk that one up ****
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This is smallville P.D. Impound for
a chloe sullivan and a james olsen.
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Your vehicles were just brought in for
obstructing a street cleaner.You have ni--
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They didn't even come home last night?
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Then where the hell are they?
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Chloe! Are you okay?
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I think so. Where are we?
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Dearly beloved,we are gathered here today to
find out if these two were truly meant to be.
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Lois,I checked the metropolis
and the smallville hospitals,
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as well as the airport --
no sign of jimmy or chloe.
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You covered a lot of ground.
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We need to find the right people to ask.
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Did you find anything?
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Chloe and jimmy aren't the only
couple that's gone missing,clark.
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At least three couples in the last two
weeks have vanished without a trace.
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All engaged.
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Credit cards haven't been touched.
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Phone records show no sign of activity.
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The list goes on and on.
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So unless oprah said
eloping was in for fall --
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they've all been abducted.
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I called the police.
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They won't even declare jimmy
and chloe missing for 24 hours.
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What kind of person would prey on people
during the happiest time of their lives?
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You know,if I hadn't been too drunk to go home
last night,I would have been there to stop it.
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Or you would have been missing,too.
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Don't worry,lois. We'll find them.
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We should cross-reference jimmy and
chloe with the other two victims,
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see if they have anything in common.
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One step ahead of you.
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Jimmy,chloe,and the other couples all visited
the same wedding vendors within the last 10 days.
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A bakery,a jewelry
store,and a stationery shop.
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To name a few.
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That stationery shop is
right around the corner.
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I'm gonna check it out.
I'll call if I find anything.
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No way am I putting my cousin's life
in the hands of a mild-mannered copyboy.
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Try to keep up.
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The art of abduction is
surprisingly difficult.
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It's easier when I
find couples together.
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It saves time.
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Well,we'd hate to inconvenience you.
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It's no trouble at all. It's my duty.
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- What -- what is that?
- This is a lie detector.
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It's fairly harmless and
not complicated at all.
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In fact,when you get right down
to it,it's really quite simple.
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All it does is listen to your heart.
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I guess you expect us to
believe that that's harmless,too.
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No. This is electricity.
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Electricity hurts.
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Is this how you get your kicks
-- torturing innocent people?
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It's not torture.
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I'm doing you a favor.
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Not everyone is meant to be married.
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Countless couples rush
headlong into marriage,
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ignorant to responsibility of the burden of
truth that comes with that level of commitment.
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Those that are truly
dedicated have no secrets.
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Let's warm up with an easy question.
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James...
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Have you ever cheated
on your fiancée before?
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No.
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Stop! Don't hurt her! I'm the
one that lied! You hurt me!
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Lies don't hurt you! Lies
hurt the ones you love!
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You be honest.
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Chloe... look,it wasn't really cheating.
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I mean,this -- this crazy
woman --she kissed me,
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and I had a freakin' heart
attack,and I wound up in the hospital.
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I know. I know it wasn't your fault.
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You are the only girl...
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that I've ever loved.
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That will do for now.
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Let's see what the bride has to say.
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I wonder.
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How many lies is she hiding behind?
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If this were the last place on
earth and I had to write an S.O.S.
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I wouldn't come here
for a nib or a quill.
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Thank you for your time.
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Lois,we're not gonna get anywhere if you
shake down every single person we talk to.
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He was stonewalling us.
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You have to put the screws to a
perp when the clock is ticking!
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He was 70 years old,lois.
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He spent the night in the hospital.
He still had his bracelet on.
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Clark,my cousin,your
best friend,is missing.
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She could be hurt or dying or worse.
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Which is exactly why we
can't waste any more time.
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Okay,genius,what do you want to do?
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You should go back to the daily planet,see
if those background checks we ordered came in.
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And just what do you plan on doing
alone that we can't do together?
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A lot.
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Wait a minute. The guy is
preying on couples,right?
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Don't even go there.
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So,if we walk in there pretending to be the
bait,we'll have him eating out of our hands.
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No one will believe
it,lois,not even for a second.
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Clark kent... will you marry me?
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A smile every now and
then wouldn't kill you.
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In short supply,lois. I
wouldn't want to waste one.
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May I help you?
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Well,we are finally out ring shopping.
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Who's the luckiest
girl in the world? I am.
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Some friends of ours said that your store is
the best place in town to find engagement rings.
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Is there a certain piece
that you'd like to see?
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Well...
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What about this one,pumpkin?
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Anything you want,muffin.
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Must be great seeing so many happy
couples come through here every day.
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It certainly is.
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It's very fulfilling helping to solidify
the bond between husband and wife.
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Excellent craftsmanship -- a perfect
circle,no beginning and no end.
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Try it on. See how it looks.
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Don't get stage fright,poodle.
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You're gonna have to do this center stage in
front of a packed house sooner than you think.
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He has performance anxiety.
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Look at that
-- perfect fit.
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What are you two doing here?
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Oliver,you didn't get
the invitation yet?
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My invitation to what?
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Tell him,cupcake.
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Lois and I are...
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we're getting married.
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00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:14,490
You're just full of surprises
lately,aren't you,clark?
238
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,890
I know,right?
239
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:20,480
I mean,we've been friends for so long,but
we just had this one magical night,
240
00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:24,130
and we couldn't deny
our feelings any longer.
241
00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:27,940
Is this true?
242
00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:31,730
I'm afraid so.
243
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,270
See you at the wedding.
244
00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:51,040
She has great taste.
You're a very lucky man.
245
00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:53,250
Idea.
246
00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:55,530
I swear,if you're this
afraid of pretend commitment,
247
00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:59,570
what's gonna happen when some poor girl
makes the mistake of actually falling for you?
248
00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:01,530
This isn't working,lois.
We need to split up.
249
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,990
We can track down more leads
if we go in opposite directions.
250
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:05,740
And what if you get into trouble?
251
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,140
I think I'll be okay.
252
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:10,150
You know,you're drifting
dangerously close to cocky.
253
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,880
What,no snarky comeback
from the peanut gallery?
254
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,200
Please don't do this.
255
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:23,430
You should be pleading
with me to continue.
256
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,370
If only someone had taken the
time to do this for my wife and I.
257
00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:28,270
Did you hook her up
to your little machine?
258
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,810
Something tells me she
didn't walk out of here.
259
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,510
I cherished her,james. I honored her.
260
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:36,960
I did everything that I promised when I took
my wedding vows,and how does she reward me?
261
00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:40,320
With one lie after another.
262
00:19:42,490 --> 00:19:44,970
She never knew,but...
263
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:48,070
I could smell him on her.
264
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,090
So you killed her.
265
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:57,760
You see,the heart and the mouth
are not always on the same page.
266
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:05,340
Get the hell away from her.
267
00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:08,370
Chloe...
268
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:12,410
Have you ever cheated on your fianc?
269
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,030
No.
270
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,440
Excellent. Next question.
271
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:25,170
Are you in love with anyone else?
272
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,000
Look,don't answer him,chloe.
273
00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:30,200
Don't give him the satisfaction.
274
00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:34,320
No!
275
00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:41,860
Your fianc? is not the best person to
be taking advice from at this moment.
276
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,660
Now I'm gonna ask you one more time.
277
00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:53,840
Are you in love with anyone else?
278
00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:02,930
No.
279
00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:18,590
Only you,jimmy,forever.
280
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:31,750
Congratulations,james
olsen,chloe sullivan.
281
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,740
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
282
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,470
Mercy?
283
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:47,080
We got dinner reservations at
hobbs bay in just under an hour.
284
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,330
I like to work up an appetite.
285
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,730
You used to be better at this.
286
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,420
What happened to not being
interested in revenge?
287
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,320
This is not revenge.
288
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,160
This is just practice.
289
00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:10,430
Weak men like you make me stronger.
290
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:22,040
So,you learn that lionel kills
your parents,and what do you do?
291
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:25,330
You drink yourself onto the
society page for,what,like a month?
292
00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:26,720
Well,you know me.
293
00:22:26,730 --> 00:22:28,580
I like to keep myself busy.
294
00:22:28,590 --> 00:22:31,290
You still can't take
anything seriously,can you?
295
00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:34,000
Just like our relationship.
296
00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:37,250
You know how much you meant to me.
297
00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:40,800
Yeah,that became clear when I
caught you with the waitress.
298
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:45,250
Or was she a hostess?
299
00:22:45,910 --> 00:22:47,660
How many times do I have to apologize?
300
00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,740
I don't want an apology!
301
00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:54,420
I want an explanation.
302
00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:02,740
What the hell were you so afraid of?
303
00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:10,090
You.
304
00:23:23,350 --> 00:23:25,280
Clark,it's lois.
305
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:27,430
I spoke with the police.
306
00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:30,370
They told me that they think I should...
307
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:35,220
do you mind? Your high beams
are burning holes into my skull!
308
00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:41,160
Look,I don't know what to do anymore,so can
you give me a call as soon as you get this? Bye.
309
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,750
You'll be seeing your
fianc? soon enough.
310
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,090
Son of a bitch.
311
00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:13,100
Oh,my god. Jimmy?
312
00:24:13,670 --> 00:24:16,000
Jimmy,wake up.
313
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,740
We're okay.
314
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,510
What the hell happened?
315
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,980
The last thing I remember,that guy pulled
out that gun,and then everything went black.
316
00:24:23,990 --> 00:24:26,120
I told you we'd make it out.
317
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,860
Is this that masked man's idea
of some kind of a twisted joke?
318
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:39,780
Um,I'm gonna have to take
the credit for this one.
319
00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:44,530
And for the record,it was
a lot less creepy yesterday.
320
00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:50,700
You know,I don't think I'd still be alive if
I was sitting across anyone else in that room.
321
00:24:52,570 --> 00:24:55,580
Because we're meant to
be together. 'Cause...
322
00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:00,410
things like that don't
happen to people by accident.
323
00:25:01,050 --> 00:25:05,580
No. Because you don't have any secrets.
324
00:25:16,810 --> 00:25:19,550
We should call the sheriff.
325
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,790
Okay.
326
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,340
I'm glad you two are okay.
327
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,490
Clark,what is it?
328
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,130
It's lois. I can't find her.
329
00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:39,470
She left me a voice mail,and then
she never made it back to the planet.
330
00:25:39,490 --> 00:25:41,290
She was saying something
about car headlights.
331
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:43,750
Headlights? That's what
he used when he took us.
332
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,300
Why would he want lois?
333
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,490
It's a long story,but if there's anything
you can remember,it might help me find lois.
334
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,900
This guy,he's a
certifiable whack job.C.K.
335
00:25:50,910 --> 00:25:55,510
He was talking about how
secrets kill,and,uh,our bond.
336
00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:58,990
Stuff about... lies begetting lies.
337
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,390
What did he say about your bond?
338
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,400
I don't know.
339
00:26:02,450 --> 00:26:09,090
Uh,he was talking about how important it is
to solidify the bond between husband and wife.
340
00:26:12,260 --> 00:26:14,630
I know who has lois.
341
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:25,280
What'd you do with my cousin?
342
00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:28,950
Where is she?
343
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,180
Lois?
344
00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:38,360
Lois.
345
00:26:38,370 --> 00:26:41,300
Clark,you got to find chloe and jimmy.
346
00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:42,300
He let them go.
347
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,900
Listen,I'm gonna get you out of here,but
you need to tell me -- where is he?
348
00:26:44,910 --> 00:26:46,680
Right behind you.
349
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,500
Clark!
350
00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:05,340
Clark? Wake up.
351
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:13,220
Clark. Clark.
352
00:27:13,810 --> 00:27:15,950
Wake up.
353
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,400
I know who you are!
354
00:27:36,050 --> 00:27:39,240
Then I suppose I won't
be needing this anymore...
355
00:27:40,110 --> 00:27:44,040
now that we're all
acquainted. Let's begin.
356
00:27:44,050 --> 00:27:45,890
What's the point?
357
00:27:45,910 --> 00:27:49,060
Now that we've both seen your
face,you're gonna kill us anyway.
358
00:27:49,070 --> 00:27:51,540
Don't be so certain.
359
00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:56,360
You must really care
about her,storming in here.
360
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,520
That's very gallant of you.
361
00:27:59,530 --> 00:28:02,290
Yeah,he's stupid that way.
362
00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:05,830
Let her go.
363
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,870
After her turn,you'll get yours.
364
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,950
My turn?
365
00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:12,920
What is this,some kind of game?
366
00:28:12,930 --> 00:28:14,340
No.
367
00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:19,490
No,it's a test,to reveal how much you
two have been hiding from one another.
368
00:28:20,820 --> 00:28:24,750
If you pass,you'll want to
invite me to your wedding.
369
00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:28,250
If you fail...
370
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:32,850
well,the guest list will be
the least of your worries.
371
00:28:36,030 --> 00:28:38,570
Ladies first.
372
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:41,880
Have you ever cheated on your fianc?
373
00:28:46,790 --> 00:28:49,230
Of course not. Don't be ridiculous.
374
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,630
What are you doing? You're killing him!
375
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,140
No. Your lies are.
376
00:28:59,150 --> 00:29:01,960
Okay,okay,I take it
back,then. I'm sorry!
377
00:29:01,970 --> 00:29:05,110
Just -- just don't
hurt him again!
378
00:29:19,410 --> 00:29:23,980
Killing us -- it won't take away
the pain that pushed you here.
379
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,760
- I'm doing this for you.
- What?
380
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,660
The brokenhearted are the walking dead.
381
00:29:32,010 --> 00:29:36,980
Either way,I'm saving you
both a lot of unnecessary pain.
382
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,610
Okay,crazy,this is the deal.
383
00:29:40,890 --> 00:29:43,680
We're not even really a couple.
384
00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:48,130
So this twisted test
doesn't mean anything.
385
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,340
Next question.
386
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:59,540
Deep down,underneath it
all,do you love this man?
387
00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:06,530
Answer the question,lois.
388
00:30:07,530 --> 00:30:10,400
Don't outthink it.
389
00:30:11,030 --> 00:30:13,870
Just tell the truth.
390
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:26,660
Do you love him?
391
00:30:32,190 --> 00:30:34,410
Tell the truth.
392
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,080
Do you love him?
393
00:30:54,530 --> 00:30:56,400
Yes
394
00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:19,410
do you love this woman?
395
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,540
Speak up. She can't hear
you if you don't speak up.
396
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,100
Lois.
397
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:05,320
- Clark?
- Lois,are you okay?
398
00:32:07,330 --> 00:32:09,450
I'm not sure.
399
00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:14,770
Let's get you out of here.
400
00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:32,300
The one person in the whole wide
world that we were destined to be with,
401
00:32:32,330 --> 00:32:34,050
which is I guess why you
can't take a 10-year-old...
402
00:32:34,060 --> 00:32:37,110
yeah,that's pretty much how i felt.
403
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,830
Oh,my god,chloe,I am so sorry.
404
00:32:39,850 --> 00:32:44,980
I mean,I know my face is under "faux pas" in
the dictionary,but this is a whole new low.
405
00:32:44,990 --> 00:32:49,820
I would say that this is a close second,behind
the time you crashed lana's engagement party.
406
00:32:49,870 --> 00:32:53,920
In fact,you may want to start
avoiding engagement parties altogether.
407
00:32:56,190 --> 00:32:57,970
Chloe,it's not funny.
408
00:32:57,990 --> 00:33:00,850
I ruined your special night.
409
00:33:00,860 --> 00:33:04,940
Lois,considering how the night ended,I'd
say that the party was a rousing success.
410
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:10,300
Besides,you were just being honest,though you
could have been a little less public about it.
411
00:33:11,070 --> 00:33:15,340
Lois,why didn't you just tell
me that this is how you felt?
412
00:33:16,150 --> 00:33:18,250
I don't know.
413
00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:21,210
Look,clark and lana went south.
414
00:33:21,220 --> 00:33:24,510
Things fell apart between me and ollie.
415
00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:29,780
Just knowing that I had everything
that I wanted right in front of me...
416
00:33:30,130 --> 00:33:33,240
and having it slip away.
417
00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:38,400
I just didn't want to see you
have that kind of heartache.
418
00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:44,240
Lois,you are the most wonderful big
cousin in the world for thinking that.
419
00:33:44,250 --> 00:33:45,790
But trust me.
420
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:49,860
I wouldn't have said yes if I
didn't know it was meant to be.
421
00:33:49,870 --> 00:33:53,150
How can you be sure?
422
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:59,450
Because when I look at jimmy,I
can just feel it -- in my heart.
423
00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:03,600
I mean,sunset or dungeon,he's my guy.
424
00:34:05,950 --> 00:34:08,890
Color me jealous.
425
00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:12,540
Clark was right after all.
426
00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:16,040
He usually is. Get used to it.
427
00:34:16,050 --> 00:34:18,850
Get used to what?
428
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,490
To being a member of the family.
429
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:34,240
Congratulations,jimmy.
430
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,800
What was that all about?
431
00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:39,670
You and me,oddly enough.
432
00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:42,860
Speakie something you need to see.
433
00:34:43,710 --> 00:34:48,910
After the spanish inquisition,I was
thinking we deserve an extra-long honeymoon.
434
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,740
So,maybe bora bora,st. -Tropez?
435
00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:55,090
Chloe...
436
00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:58,480
before you start booking anything,there's
something you need to know.
437
00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:03,350
As insane as that guy
was,he made a great point.
438
00:35:03,390 --> 00:35:08,700
If we're gonna make it,we can't
have any secrets from each other.
439
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,900
Yeah,but if the last 12
hours have proven anything,
440
00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:15,460
it's that we don't
have much left to hide.
441
00:35:16,530 --> 00:35:19,640
Yeah. There is.
442
00:35:21,260 --> 00:35:24,820
I'm not who you think I am.
443
00:35:27,270 --> 00:35:32,420
The sudden knot in my stomach tells me this
isn't you embracing your inner nietzsche.
444
00:35:35,990 --> 00:35:39,170
My parents aren't coming to the wedding.
445
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:44,090
They,uh -- well,they
actually don't exist.
446
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,200
Well,I mean,they do. Of course they
do. They exist. It's just that...
447
00:35:49,340 --> 00:35:53,110
my dad's not an investment
banker in manhattan.
448
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,900
He's a part-time mechanic and
full-time alcoholic in oklahoma city.
449
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,470
I never even really met my mom.
450
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:10,120
Why would you keep
something like this from me?
451
00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:15,400
This city
-- it's huge.
452
00:36:15,410 --> 00:36:18,080
It's the top of the world
coming from where I come from.
453
00:36:18,090 --> 00:36:21,350
And the only way I
could fit in was to...
454
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,560
Be someone else.
455
00:36:27,410 --> 00:36:30,570
Why didn't you trust me?
456
00:36:32,140 --> 00:36:38,840
I know. I'm sorry. I'M... so sorry.
457
00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:41,690
I screwed up big-time.
458
00:36:41,710 --> 00:36:47,080
And I totally understand if you need
some time or even if -- if you want out.
459
00:36:50,230 --> 00:36:53,190
A guy like me...
460
00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:56,640
doesn't get a girl like you,chloe.
461
00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:02,220
Life -- it doesn't
work like that.
462
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,450
Yeah,it does.
463
00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:45,780
So much for breakfast in bed.
464
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,020
I'm late for a meeting in metropolis.
465
00:37:49,030 --> 00:37:51,150
You know,some of us still
have corporations to run.
466
00:37:51,180 --> 00:37:52,340
Oh,that's right.
467
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,520
I forgot about that,although
I've got this really funny feeling
468
00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:57,830
that you could probably find
somebody else to answer your phones.
469
00:37:57,890 --> 00:38:00,000
I'm thinking more like,um...
470
00:38:00,010 --> 00:38:03,840
dinner in malibu in time for
the sunset. What do you say?
471
00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:08,160
Is that a hint of romance I detect?
472
00:38:09,730 --> 00:38:12,350
I can't stop myself.
473
00:38:23,140 --> 00:38:27,750
Save it,in case you want
to tip another hostess.
474
00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:33,070
There was nothing romantic
about last night,oliver.
475
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,890
I had an itch. You scratched it.
476
00:38:42,770 --> 00:38:45,590
Tess,what happened to you?
477
00:38:49,170 --> 00:38:51,780
I grew up.
478
00:38:52,550 --> 00:38:56,590
And you left right when things
started to get interesting.
479
00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,570
You know the way out.
480
00:39:20,850 --> 00:39:23,480
You're not avoiding me,are you?
481
00:39:25,170 --> 00:39:26,880
Me? Why would i be avoiding you?
482
00:39:26,890 --> 00:39:29,950
I was just shopping for wedding
gifts for chloe and jimmy.
483
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,350
So you're finally on board
with the happy couple.
484
00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:33,630
Yep.
485
00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:38,870
All it took was them passing a madman's
electro-cosmic death quiz,and I am sold.
486
00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:44,360
In or out?
487
00:39:44,370 --> 00:39:48,200
You know,all things considered,the
stairs are better for cardio.
488
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:52,060
Come on. Statistically,this
is the safer way to travel.
489
00:40:06,310 --> 00:40:09,520
He confessed
-- the jeweler.
490
00:40:09,530 --> 00:40:12,220
I heard. Five couples?
491
00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:20,590
So,uh,about that test...
492
00:40:26,780 --> 00:40:32,400
Who would have thought you were such a
good liar,huh? You even beat that machine.
493
00:40:32,990 --> 00:40:36,240
Even though I'm a natural master
of deception,I needed a little help.
494
00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:40,170
I mean,that machine was a
piece of kaiser-era junk.
495
00:40:41,430 --> 00:40:45,820
Well,it did work the first time,you
know,when you electrocuted me.
496
00:40:45,830 --> 00:40:48,220
Exactly.
497
00:40:48,230 --> 00:40:53,090
So while he was off playing game-show
host,I slipped the sensor off my finger.
498
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,600
Pretty crafty,huh?
499
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,550
So you weren't telling the truth.
500
00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:04,710
Please.I mean,we do make a good team,
501
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:08,060
but don't let our cover go
to that big old head of yours.
502
00:41:09,870 --> 00:41:11,980
I didn'T.
503
00:41:12,910 --> 00:41:15,350
- Good.
- Great.
504
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:25,070
Let's just be happy that I
was under the gun and not you.
505
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,280
And why's that?
506
00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:29,930
Smallville,everyone knows
you're a terrible liar.
507
00:41:29,950 --> 00:41:33,410
Who knows where we'd be if
you'd answered that question?
508
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:44,890
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