1 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:02,660 Let there be cake. 2 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:09,570 I didn't mean to cut your head off. 3 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:11,840 I'm just under a lot of pressure here. 4 00:00:11,850 --> 00:00:14,290 Uh,who wants some? 5 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:17,230 Another glass of bubbly? 6 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:20,520 And throw in a shirley temple for the lady. 7 00:00:21,930 --> 00:00:24,390 Lois,don't you think you mightwant to pace yourself? 8 00:00:24,410 --> 00:00:27,640 Believe me,smallville,I am a lot more obnoxious sober, 9 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:32,620 and the last thing anyone wants is me making a scene at this blessed event. 10 00:00:34,390 --> 00:00:39,040 Chloe is barely legal,and she is getting herself hitched to the first guy 11 00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:43,700 who's shown her any attention,present company excepted. 12 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:48,020 I have suffered enough heartache to know real love when I see it, 13 00:00:48,050 --> 00:00:51,940 and looking at those two -- I don't know. 14 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:55,620 I don't see it. 15 00:00:55,870 --> 00:01:00,200 Are you sure you're not just jealous that your little cousin's beating you to the altar? 16 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,200 This isn't a competition. 17 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,850 Then why are you keeping score? 18 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:11,170 Listen,lois,it may not kill you to just show a little support. 19 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,440 You want support? 20 00:01:15,290 --> 00:01:18,400 I'll show you support. 21 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,370 Good idea. 22 00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:30,060 Ladies and gentlemen,my name is lois lane. 23 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:34,830 Most of you know me as chloe's cousin,A.K.A. The maid of honor. 24 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:42,490 When chloe and i were little girls,we made a promise -- 25 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:47,420 neither of us would get married until we found our soul mates... 26 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:53,280 the one person in the whole wide world that we were destined to be with... 27 00:01:54,650 --> 00:01:57,940 which is why you can't take a 10-year-old on their word. 28 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:01,650 Okay,come on. 29 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:08,920 what I think lois is trying to say is that you can't predict 30 00:02:08,930 --> 00:02:12,110 when you will find that special someone. 31 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:18,240 And jimmy is,without a doubt,that special someone for chloe. 32 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:24,890 I've known chloe since the eighth grade,and... 33 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:27,870 we've been through a lot together. 34 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:31,670 In all those years,the truth is I've never seen her so happy. 35 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:37,370 Congratulations. To jimmy and chloe. 36 00:02:37,380 --> 00:02:40,310 To jimmy and chloe. 37 00:02:44,090 --> 00:02:45,520 So,we'll see you guys in a few months. 38 00:02:45,570 --> 00:02:47,120 Thank you so much. You guys are great. 39 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:49,280 - Thanks. - Bye. 40 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:52,510 You know,it's a shame your parents couldn't be here tonight. 41 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,870 I would have really loved to celebrate your impeccable taste with them. 42 00:02:55,890 --> 00:02:57,610 Well,they send their love. 43 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:00,900 Dad is this close to closing a big deal in london. 44 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:03,590 His,um,priorities are a little out of whack,but he means well. 45 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,550 Oh,well,I still hope you enjoyed yourself tonight. 46 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,970 You know what was my favorite part of the evening? 47 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:12,570 - If you say lois' toast,I'm getting a prenup. - God,no. 48 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:15,600 When clark was toasting us,I looked over at you, 49 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:19,100 and you had the most wonderful smile on your face. 50 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,850 You know,it really means a lot to me that you're finally okay with clark. 51 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:26,700 Me being uptight about you and clark is yesterday's news. 52 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,750 There may be a textbook's worth of history between the two of you, 53 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:33,280 but the future is all chloe and jimmy's story. 54 00:03:39,170 --> 00:03:43,510 You know,I think it's about time we head upstairs for some much-needed alone time. 55 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:47,330 Oh,I think that is a fantastic idea. 56 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:14,640 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- proudly presents 57 00:04:20,290 --> 00:04:28,980 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- sync:ßÇÈâÈâ 58 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:56,420 Smallville Season08 Episode05 59 00:05:19,670 --> 00:05:21,840 Smallville? 60 00:05:21,850 --> 00:05:24,280 Good afternoon,lois. 61 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:27,180 I thought you might need one of these. 62 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:38,100 Please tell me we didn'T... 63 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:50,820 You're hysterical when you're hung over,lois. 64 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:52,960 Don't worry. 65 00:05:53,010 --> 00:05:55,580 You got changed all by yourself... 66 00:05:55,590 --> 00:05:58,490 in the middle of the kitchen for like an hour. 67 00:06:06,210 --> 00:06:09,680 I take it I took a little drive on the porcelain highway. 68 00:06:09,690 --> 00:06:12,500 It was more like a cross-country trip. 69 00:06:15,190 --> 00:06:17,850 You know,I... 70 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:21,480 You didn't have to take care of me last night. 71 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:24,260 I would have been perfectly fine on my own at the talon. 72 00:06:24,270 --> 00:06:28,590 I don't think jimmy and chloe would have been up for the white snake sing-along. 73 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:34,200 Chloe! 74 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:39,510 Uh,I was supposed to meet her for a dress fitting fing. 75 00:06:39,540 --> 00:06:41,060 Do you need a ride? 76 00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:45,450 You may have held my hair,but i don't need you to hold my hand,smallville. 77 00:06:45,470 --> 00:06:48,290 This may shock you,but I can still drive a car. 78 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:51,360 Not if it's not here. 79 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:56,470 This may shock you,but you were in no condition to get behind the wheel last night,lois. 80 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:01,010 Thanks for the ride. 81 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,350 What do you mean you can't find the I.P.Address? 82 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:11,180 The e-mail came through a ghost router. 83 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:14,260 As soon as we saw it,the router vanished from the grid. 84 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,590 At the very least,this could prove mr. Luther is still alive. 85 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,330 Or it could prove that someone is toying with me. 86 00:07:20,350 --> 00:07:24,570 Find out who took the crystal,or find a new line of work. 87 00:07:27,790 --> 00:07:30,700 You know what's amazing to me? 88 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:32,320 That you can't find time to return my calls, 89 00:07:32,340 --> 00:07:37,870 but you do manage to fit it into your busy schedule to buy the star city towers right out from under me. 90 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:41,700 Business is business. 91 00:07:41,710 --> 00:07:43,740 Well,this is not about business. 92 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:48,620 And to be honest with you,revenge is not your best color. 93 00:07:48,630 --> 00:07:50,530 Don't flatter yourself. 94 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:54,820 One of the most important things that lex taught me is you can't afford to live in the past. 95 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,700 Did professor luther also teach you a thing or two about deception? 96 00:07:57,710 --> 00:08:00,650 Or how about obsession? I hear his class in murder's an easy "A." 97 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:03,500 He's done more for this world than you ever will,oliver. 98 00:08:03,510 --> 00:08:07,010 He dedicated his life to making it a safer place. 99 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:15,370 You know,mercy,it seems to me like lex may have been a little bit more than a mentor. 100 00:08:18,770 --> 00:08:22,530 If you're done wasting my time,I have phone calls to make. 101 00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:31,780 Look,uh,I'm sorry. 102 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,430 Really,okay? I didn't come here to battle with you. 103 00:08:34,730 --> 00:08:37,550 Actually,I came here to raise the white flag. 104 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,420 How civil. 105 00:08:39,430 --> 00:08:42,450 What do you propose -- a -- a truce? 106 00:08:42,460 --> 00:08:46,350 Well,truce,yeah... over dinner. 107 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:51,540 You haven't changed one bit. 108 00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:55,080 Oliver always wants what oliver can't have. 109 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:59,450 You know,sometimes a meal's just a meal. 110 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,470 You pick me up at 7:00. 111 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:07,210 7:30 it is. 112 00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:20,790 - Chloe? - Jimmy? 113 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:26,160 You know what lois likes to see when she comes home -- pants -- pants on everyone. 114 00:09:34,190 --> 00:09:38,000 I had no idea jimmy was so romantic. 115 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:47,230 Guess the olsen's not so wholesome. 116 00:09:57,340 --> 00:09:59,520 Chloe! It's your coz! 117 00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:04,570 Guess who came to my rescue -- not oliver queen. Clark kent. 118 00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:07,710 He's just the sweetest boy I have ever known. 119 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,620 Chalk that one up **** 120 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:16,150 This is smallville P.D. Impound for a chloe sullivan and a james olsen. 121 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:20,460 Your vehicles were just brought in for obstructing a street cleaner.You have ni-- 122 00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:23,460 They didn't even come home last night? 123 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,840 Then where the hell are they? 124 00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:40,490 Chloe! Are you okay? 125 00:10:41,190 --> 00:10:44,190 I think so. Where are we? 126 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:50,990 Dearly beloved,we are gathered here today to find out if these two were truly meant to be. 127 00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:10,980 Lois,I checked the metropolis and the smallville hospitals, 128 00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:13,620 as well as the airport -- no sign of jimmy or chloe. 129 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,030 You covered a lot of ground. 130 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,900 We need to find the right people to ask. 131 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,040 Did you find anything? 132 00:11:18,070 --> 00:11:20,500 Chloe and jimmy aren't the only couple that's gone missing,clark. 133 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,840 At least three couples in the last two weeks have vanished without a trace. 134 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:25,100 All engaged. 135 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,560 Credit cards haven't been touched. 136 00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:28,440 Phone records show no sign of activity. 137 00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:29,420 The list goes on and on. 138 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,750 So unless oprah said eloping was in for fall -- 139 00:11:31,790 --> 00:11:33,910 they've all been abducted. 140 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,460 I called the police. 141 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:39,070 They won't even declare jimmy and chloe missing for 24 hours. 142 00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:47,040 What kind of person would prey on people during the happiest time of their lives? 143 00:11:47,050 --> 00:11:50,880 You know,if I hadn't been too drunk to go home last night,I would have been there to stop it. 144 00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:53,720 Or you would have been missing,too. 145 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,440 Don't worry,lois. We'll find them. 146 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,640 We should cross-reference jimmy and chloe with the other two victims, 147 00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:02,630 see if they have anything in common. 148 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,240 One step ahead of you. 149 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:08,700 Jimmy,chloe,and the other couples all visited the same wedding vendors within the last 10 days. 150 00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:11,640 A bakery,a jewelry store,and a stationery shop. 151 00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:12,690 To name a few. 152 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,880 That stationery shop is right around the corner. 153 00:12:14,910 --> 00:12:16,800 I'm gonna check it out. I'll call if I find anything. 154 00:12:16,810 --> 00:12:20,120 No way am I putting my cousin's life in the hands of a mild-mannered copyboy. 155 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,030 Try to keep up. 156 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:45,240 The art of abduction is surprisingly difficult. 157 00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:48,250 It's easier when I find couples together. 158 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:50,510 It saves time. 159 00:12:50,910 --> 00:12:52,850 Well,we'd hate to inconvenience you. 160 00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:55,950 It's no trouble at all. It's my duty. 161 00:12:57,970 --> 00:13:01,220 - What -- what is that? - This is a lie detector. 162 00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:04,270 It's fairly harmless and not complicated at all. 163 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:10,260 In fact,when you get right down to it,it's really quite simple. 164 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,350 All it does is listen to your heart. 165 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,970 I guess you expect us to believe that that's harmless,too. 166 00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:19,190 No. This is electricity. 167 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,530 Electricity hurts. 168 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:27,700 Is this how you get your kicks -- torturing innocent people? 169 00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:32,140 It's not torture. 170 00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:34,970 I'm doing you a favor. 171 00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:39,050 Not everyone is meant to be married. 172 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,290 Countless couples rush headlong into marriage, 173 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:47,950 ignorant to responsibility of the burden of truth that comes with that level of commitment. 174 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:57,450 Those that are truly dedicated have no secrets. 175 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,800 Let's warm up with an easy question. 176 00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:09,340 James... 177 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,540 Have you ever cheated on your fiancée before? 178 00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,380 No. 179 00:14:25,810 --> 00:14:29,250 Stop! Don't hurt her! I'm the one that lied! You hurt me! 180 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:33,500 Lies don't hurt you! Lies hurt the ones you love! 181 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,510 You be honest. 182 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,690 Chloe... look,it wasn't really cheating. 183 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:45,520 I mean,this -- this crazy woman --she kissed me, 184 00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:48,480 and I had a freakin' heart attack,and I wound up in the hospital. 185 00:14:48,490 --> 00:14:51,920 I know. I know it wasn't your fault. 186 00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:55,710 You are the only girl... 187 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,440 that I've ever loved. 188 00:14:59,370 --> 00:15:01,900 That will do for now. 189 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:06,570 Let's see what the bride has to say. 190 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:11,760 I wonder. 191 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:15,540 How many lies is she hiding behind? 192 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,500 If this were the last place on earth and I had to write an S.O.S. 193 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,480 I wouldn't come here for a nib or a quill. 194 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,670 Thank you for your time. 195 00:15:30,690 --> 00:15:34,250 Lois,we're not gonna get anywhere if you shake down every single person we talk to. 196 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,350 He was stonewalling us. 197 00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:37,640 You have to put the screws to a perp when the clock is ticking! 198 00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:38,740 He was 70 years old,lois. 199 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,520 He spent the night in the hospital. He still had his bracelet on. 200 00:15:41,530 --> 00:15:44,090 Clark,my cousin,your best friend,is missing. 201 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,460 She could be hurt or dying or worse. 202 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,000 Which is exactly why we can't waste any more time. 203 00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:52,480 Okay,genius,what do you want to do? 204 00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:56,470 You should go back to the daily planet,see if those background checks we ordered came in. 205 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,700 And just what do you plan on doing alone that we can't do together? 206 00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:02,060 A lot. 207 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,690 Wait a minute. The guy is preying on couples,right? 208 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:09,580 Don't even go there. 209 00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:14,250 So,if we walk in there pretending to be the bait,we'll have him eating out of our hands. 210 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:17,710 No one will believe it,lois,not even for a second. 211 00:16:18,590 --> 00:16:23,170 Clark kent... will you marry me? 212 00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:31,460 A smile every now and then wouldn't kill you. 213 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,880 In short supply,lois. I wouldn't want to waste one. 214 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,940 May I help you? 215 00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:39,300 Well,we are finally out ring shopping. 216 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:42,070 Who's the luckiest girl in the world? I am. 217 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:46,080 Some friends of ours said that your store is the best place in town to find engagement rings. 218 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:48,610 Is there a certain piece that you'd like to see? 219 00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,480 Well... 220 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,350 What about this one,pumpkin? 221 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,530 Anything you want,muffin. 222 00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:58,430 Must be great seeing so many happy couples come through here every day. 223 00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,580 It certainly is. 224 00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:03,900 It's very fulfilling helping to solidify the bond between husband and wife. 225 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:10,070 Excellent craftsmanship -- a perfect circle,no beginning and no end. 226 00:17:10,970 --> 00:17:13,460 Try it on. See how it looks. 227 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,800 Don't get stage fright,poodle. 228 00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:21,720 You're gonna have to do this center stage in front of a packed house sooner than you think. 229 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,230 He has performance anxiety. 230 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:31,660 Look at that -- perfect fit. 231 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,430 What are you two doing here? 232 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:47,150 Oliver,you didn't get the invitation yet? 233 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,240 My invitation to what? 234 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:53,130 Tell him,cupcake. 235 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,410 Lois and I are... 236 00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:02,940 we're getting married. 237 00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:14,490 You're just full of surprises lately,aren't you,clark? 238 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,890 I know,right? 239 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:20,480 I mean,we've been friends for so long,but we just had this one magical night, 240 00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:24,130 and we couldn't deny our feelings any longer. 241 00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:27,940 Is this true? 242 00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:31,730 I'm afraid so. 243 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,270 See you at the wedding. 244 00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:51,040 She has great taste. You're a very lucky man. 245 00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:53,250 Idea. 246 00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:55,530 I swear,if you're this afraid of pretend commitment, 247 00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:59,570 what's gonna happen when some poor girl makes the mistake of actually falling for you? 248 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:01,530 This isn't working,lois. We need to split up. 249 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,990 We can track down more leads if we go in opposite directions. 250 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:05,740 And what if you get into trouble? 251 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,140 I think I'll be okay. 252 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:10,150 You know,you're drifting dangerously close to cocky. 253 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,880 What,no snarky comeback from the peanut gallery? 254 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,200 Please don't do this. 255 00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:23,430 You should be pleading with me to continue. 256 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,370 If only someone had taken the time to do this for my wife and I. 257 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:28,270 Did you hook her up to your little machine? 258 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,810 Something tells me she didn't walk out of here. 259 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,510 I cherished her,james. I honored her. 260 00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:36,960 I did everything that I promised when I took my wedding vows,and how does she reward me? 261 00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:40,320 With one lie after another. 262 00:19:42,490 --> 00:19:44,970 She never knew,but... 263 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:48,070 I could smell him on her. 264 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,090 So you killed her. 265 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:57,760 You see,the heart and the mouth are not always on the same page. 266 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:05,340 Get the hell away from her. 267 00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:08,370 Chloe... 268 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:12,410 Have you ever cheated on your fianc? 269 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,030 No. 270 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,440 Excellent. Next question. 271 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:25,170 Are you in love with anyone else? 272 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,000 Look,don't answer him,chloe. 273 00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:30,200 Don't give him the satisfaction. 274 00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:34,320 No! 275 00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:41,860 Your fianc? is not the best person to be taking advice from at this moment. 276 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,660 Now I'm gonna ask you one more time. 277 00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:53,840 Are you in love with anyone else? 278 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:02,930 No. 279 00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:18,590 Only you,jimmy,forever. 280 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:31,750 Congratulations,james olsen,chloe sullivan. 281 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,740 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 282 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,470 Mercy? 283 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:47,080 We got dinner reservations at hobbs bay in just under an hour. 284 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,330 I like to work up an appetite. 285 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,730 You used to be better at this. 286 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,420 What happened to not being interested in revenge? 287 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,320 This is not revenge. 288 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,160 This is just practice. 289 00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:10,430 Weak men like you make me stronger. 290 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:22,040 So,you learn that lionel kills your parents,and what do you do? 291 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:25,330 You drink yourself onto the society page for,what,like a month? 292 00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:26,720 Well,you know me. 293 00:22:26,730 --> 00:22:28,580 I like to keep myself busy. 294 00:22:28,590 --> 00:22:31,290 You still can't take anything seriously,can you? 295 00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:34,000 Just like our relationship. 296 00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:37,250 You know how much you meant to me. 297 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:40,800 Yeah,that became clear when I caught you with the waitress. 298 00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:45,250 Or was she a hostess? 299 00:22:45,910 --> 00:22:47,660 How many times do I have to apologize? 300 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,740 I don't want an apology! 301 00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:54,420 I want an explanation. 302 00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:02,740 What the hell were you so afraid of? 303 00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:10,090 You. 304 00:23:23,350 --> 00:23:25,280 Clark,it's lois. 305 00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:27,430 I spoke with the police. 306 00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:30,370 They told me that they think I should... 307 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:35,220 do you mind? Your high beams are burning holes into my skull! 308 00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:41,160 Look,I don't know what to do anymore,so can you give me a call as soon as you get this? Bye. 309 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,750 You'll be seeing your fianc? soon enough. 310 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,090 Son of a bitch. 311 00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:13,100 Oh,my god. Jimmy? 312 00:24:13,670 --> 00:24:16,000 Jimmy,wake up. 313 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,740 We're okay. 314 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,510 What the hell happened? 315 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,980 The last thing I remember,that guy pulled out that gun,and then everything went black. 316 00:24:23,990 --> 00:24:26,120 I told you we'd make it out. 317 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,860 Is this that masked man's idea of some kind of a twisted joke? 318 00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:39,780 Um,I'm gonna have to take the credit for this one. 319 00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:44,530 And for the record,it was a lot less creepy yesterday. 320 00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:50,700 You know,I don't think I'd still be alive if I was sitting across anyone else in that room. 321 00:24:52,570 --> 00:24:55,580 Because we're meant to be together. 'Cause... 322 00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:00,410 things like that don't happen to people by accident. 323 00:25:01,050 --> 00:25:05,580 No. Because you don't have any secrets. 324 00:25:16,810 --> 00:25:19,550 We should call the sheriff. 325 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,790 Okay. 326 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,340 I'm glad you two are okay. 327 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,490 Clark,what is it? 328 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,130 It's lois. I can't find her. 329 00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:39,470 She left me a voice mail,and then she never made it back to the planet. 330 00:25:39,490 --> 00:25:41,290 She was saying something about car headlights. 331 00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:43,750 Headlights? That's what he used when he took us. 332 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,300 Why would he want lois? 333 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,490 It's a long story,but if there's anything you can remember,it might help me find lois. 334 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,900 This guy,he's a certifiable whack job.C.K. 335 00:25:50,910 --> 00:25:55,510 He was talking about how secrets kill,and,uh,our bond. 336 00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:58,990 Stuff about... lies begetting lies. 337 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,390 What did he say about your bond? 338 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,400 I don't know. 339 00:26:02,450 --> 00:26:09,090 Uh,he was talking about how important it is to solidify the bond between husband and wife. 340 00:26:12,260 --> 00:26:14,630 I know who has lois. 341 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:25,280 What'd you do with my cousin? 342 00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:28,950 Where is she? 343 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,180 Lois? 344 00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:38,360 Lois. 345 00:26:38,370 --> 00:26:41,300 Clark,you got to find chloe and jimmy. 346 00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:42,300 He let them go. 347 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,900 Listen,I'm gonna get you out of here,but you need to tell me -- where is he? 348 00:26:44,910 --> 00:26:46,680 Right behind you. 349 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,500 Clark! 350 00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:05,340 Clark? Wake up. 351 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:13,220 Clark. Clark. 352 00:27:13,810 --> 00:27:15,950 Wake up. 353 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,400 I know who you are! 354 00:27:36,050 --> 00:27:39,240 Then I suppose I won't be needing this anymore... 355 00:27:40,110 --> 00:27:44,040 now that we're all acquainted. Let's begin. 356 00:27:44,050 --> 00:27:45,890 What's the point? 357 00:27:45,910 --> 00:27:49,060 Now that we've both seen your face,you're gonna kill us anyway. 358 00:27:49,070 --> 00:27:51,540 Don't be so certain. 359 00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:56,360 You must really care about her,storming in here. 360 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,520 That's very gallant of you. 361 00:27:59,530 --> 00:28:02,290 Yeah,he's stupid that way. 362 00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:05,830 Let her go. 363 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,870 After her turn,you'll get yours. 364 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,950 My turn? 365 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:12,920 What is this,some kind of game? 366 00:28:12,930 --> 00:28:14,340 No. 367 00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:19,490 No,it's a test,to reveal how much you two have been hiding from one another. 368 00:28:20,820 --> 00:28:24,750 If you pass,you'll want to invite me to your wedding. 369 00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:28,250 If you fail... 370 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:32,850 well,the guest list will be the least of your worries. 371 00:28:36,030 --> 00:28:38,570 Ladies first. 372 00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:41,880 Have you ever cheated on your fianc? 373 00:28:46,790 --> 00:28:49,230 Of course not. Don't be ridiculous. 374 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,630 What are you doing? You're killing him! 375 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,140 No. Your lies are. 376 00:28:59,150 --> 00:29:01,960 Okay,okay,I take it back,then. I'm sorry! 377 00:29:01,970 --> 00:29:05,110 Just -- just don't hurt him again! 378 00:29:19,410 --> 00:29:23,980 Killing us -- it won't take away the pain that pushed you here. 379 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,760 - I'm doing this for you. - What? 380 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,660 The brokenhearted are the walking dead. 381 00:29:32,010 --> 00:29:36,980 Either way,I'm saving you both a lot of unnecessary pain. 382 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,610 Okay,crazy,this is the deal. 383 00:29:40,890 --> 00:29:43,680 We're not even really a couple. 384 00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:48,130 So this twisted test doesn't mean anything. 385 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,340 Next question. 386 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:59,540 Deep down,underneath it all,do you love this man? 387 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:06,530 Answer the question,lois. 388 00:30:07,530 --> 00:30:10,400 Don't outthink it. 389 00:30:11,030 --> 00:30:13,870 Just tell the truth. 390 00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:26,660 Do you love him? 391 00:30:32,190 --> 00:30:34,410 Tell the truth. 392 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,080 Do you love him? 393 00:30:54,530 --> 00:30:56,400 Yes 394 00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:19,410 do you love this woman? 395 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,540 Speak up. She can't hear you if you don't speak up. 396 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,100 Lois. 397 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:05,320 - Clark? - Lois,are you okay? 398 00:32:07,330 --> 00:32:09,450 I'm not sure. 399 00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:14,770 Let's get you out of here. 400 00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:32,300 The one person in the whole wide world that we were destined to be with, 401 00:32:32,330 --> 00:32:34,050 which is I guess why you can't take a 10-year-old... 402 00:32:34,060 --> 00:32:37,110 yeah,that's pretty much how i felt. 403 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,830 Oh,my god,chloe,I am so sorry. 404 00:32:39,850 --> 00:32:44,980 I mean,I know my face is under "faux pas" in the dictionary,but this is a whole new low. 405 00:32:44,990 --> 00:32:49,820 I would say that this is a close second,behind the time you crashed lana's engagement party. 406 00:32:49,870 --> 00:32:53,920 In fact,you may want to start avoiding engagement parties altogether. 407 00:32:56,190 --> 00:32:57,970 Chloe,it's not funny. 408 00:32:57,990 --> 00:33:00,850 I ruined your special night. 409 00:33:00,860 --> 00:33:04,940 Lois,considering how the night ended,I'd say that the party was a rousing success. 410 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:10,300 Besides,you were just being honest,though you could have been a little less public about it. 411 00:33:11,070 --> 00:33:15,340 Lois,why didn't you just tell me that this is how you felt? 412 00:33:16,150 --> 00:33:18,250 I don't know. 413 00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:21,210 Look,clark and lana went south. 414 00:33:21,220 --> 00:33:24,510 Things fell apart between me and ollie. 415 00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:29,780 Just knowing that I had everything that I wanted right in front of me... 416 00:33:30,130 --> 00:33:33,240 and having it slip away. 417 00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:38,400 I just didn't want to see you have that kind of heartache. 418 00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:44,240 Lois,you are the most wonderful big cousin in the world for thinking that. 419 00:33:44,250 --> 00:33:45,790 But trust me. 420 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:49,860 I wouldn't have said yes if I didn't know it was meant to be. 421 00:33:49,870 --> 00:33:53,150 How can you be sure? 422 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:59,450 Because when I look at jimmy,I can just feel it -- in my heart. 423 00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:03,600 I mean,sunset or dungeon,he's my guy. 424 00:34:05,950 --> 00:34:08,890 Color me jealous. 425 00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:12,540 Clark was right after all. 426 00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:16,040 He usually is. Get used to it. 427 00:34:16,050 --> 00:34:18,850 Get used to what? 428 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,490 To being a member of the family. 429 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:34,240 Congratulations,jimmy. 430 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,800 What was that all about? 431 00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:39,670 You and me,oddly enough. 432 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:42,860 Speakie something you need to see. 433 00:34:43,710 --> 00:34:48,910 After the spanish inquisition,I was thinking we deserve an extra-long honeymoon. 434 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,740 So,maybe bora bora,st. -Tropez? 435 00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:55,090 Chloe... 436 00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:58,480 before you start booking anything,there's something you need to know. 437 00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:03,350 As insane as that guy was,he made a great point. 438 00:35:03,390 --> 00:35:08,700 If we're gonna make it,we can't have any secrets from each other. 439 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,900 Yeah,but if the last 12 hours have proven anything, 440 00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:15,460 it's that we don't have much left to hide. 441 00:35:16,530 --> 00:35:19,640 Yeah. There is. 442 00:35:21,260 --> 00:35:24,820 I'm not who you think I am. 443 00:35:27,270 --> 00:35:32,420 The sudden knot in my stomach tells me this isn't you embracing your inner nietzsche. 444 00:35:35,990 --> 00:35:39,170 My parents aren't coming to the wedding. 445 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:44,090 They,uh -- well,they actually don't exist. 446 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,200 Well,I mean,they do. Of course they do. They exist. It's just that... 447 00:35:49,340 --> 00:35:53,110 my dad's not an investment banker in manhattan. 448 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,900 He's a part-time mechanic and full-time alcoholic in oklahoma city. 449 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,470 I never even really met my mom. 450 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:10,120 Why would you keep something like this from me? 451 00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:15,400 This city -- it's huge. 452 00:36:15,410 --> 00:36:18,080 It's the top of the world coming from where I come from. 453 00:36:18,090 --> 00:36:21,350 And the only way I could fit in was to... 454 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,560 Be someone else. 455 00:36:27,410 --> 00:36:30,570 Why didn't you trust me? 456 00:36:32,140 --> 00:36:38,840 I know. I'm sorry. I'M... so sorry. 457 00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:41,690 I screwed up big-time. 458 00:36:41,710 --> 00:36:47,080 And I totally understand if you need some time or even if -- if you want out. 459 00:36:50,230 --> 00:36:53,190 A guy like me... 460 00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:56,640 doesn't get a girl like you,chloe. 461 00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:02,220 Life -- it doesn't work like that. 462 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,450 Yeah,it does. 463 00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:45,780 So much for breakfast in bed. 464 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,020 I'm late for a meeting in metropolis. 465 00:37:49,030 --> 00:37:51,150 You know,some of us still have corporations to run. 466 00:37:51,180 --> 00:37:52,340 Oh,that's right. 467 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,520 I forgot about that,although I've got this really funny feeling 468 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:57,830 that you could probably find somebody else to answer your phones. 469 00:37:57,890 --> 00:38:00,000 I'm thinking more like,um... 470 00:38:00,010 --> 00:38:03,840 dinner in malibu in time for the sunset. What do you say? 471 00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:08,160 Is that a hint of romance I detect? 472 00:38:09,730 --> 00:38:12,350 I can't stop myself. 473 00:38:23,140 --> 00:38:27,750 Save it,in case you want to tip another hostess. 474 00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:33,070 There was nothing romantic about last night,oliver. 475 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,890 I had an itch. You scratched it. 476 00:38:42,770 --> 00:38:45,590 Tess,what happened to you? 477 00:38:49,170 --> 00:38:51,780 I grew up. 478 00:38:52,550 --> 00:38:56,590 And you left right when things started to get interesting. 479 00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,570 You know the way out. 480 00:39:20,850 --> 00:39:23,480 You're not avoiding me,are you? 481 00:39:25,170 --> 00:39:26,880 Me? Why would i be avoiding you? 482 00:39:26,890 --> 00:39:29,950 I was just shopping for wedding gifts for chloe and jimmy. 483 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,350 So you're finally on board with the happy couple. 484 00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:33,630 Yep. 485 00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:38,870 All it took was them passing a madman's electro-cosmic death quiz,and I am sold. 486 00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:44,360 In or out? 487 00:39:44,370 --> 00:39:48,200 You know,all things considered,the stairs are better for cardio. 488 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:52,060 Come on. Statistically,this is the safer way to travel. 489 00:40:06,310 --> 00:40:09,520 He confessed -- the jeweler. 490 00:40:09,530 --> 00:40:12,220 I heard. Five couples? 491 00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:20,590 So,uh,about that test... 492 00:40:26,780 --> 00:40:32,400 Who would have thought you were such a good liar,huh? You even beat that machine. 493 00:40:32,990 --> 00:40:36,240 Even though I'm a natural master of deception,I needed a little help. 494 00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:40,170 I mean,that machine was a piece of kaiser-era junk. 495 00:40:41,430 --> 00:40:45,820 Well,it did work the first time,you know,when you electrocuted me. 496 00:40:45,830 --> 00:40:48,220 Exactly. 497 00:40:48,230 --> 00:40:53,090 So while he was off playing game-show host,I slipped the sensor off my finger. 498 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,600 Pretty crafty,huh? 499 00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,550 So you weren't telling the truth. 500 00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:04,710 Please.I mean,we do make a good team, 501 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:08,060 but don't let our cover go to that big old head of yours. 502 00:41:09,870 --> 00:41:11,980 I didn'T. 503 00:41:12,910 --> 00:41:15,350 - Good. - Great. 504 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:25,070 Let's just be happy that I was under the gun and not you. 505 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,280 And why's that? 506 00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:29,930 Smallville,everyone knows you're a terrible liar. 507 00:41:29,950 --> 00:41:33,410 Who knows where we'd be if you'd answered that question? 508 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:44,890 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- proudly presents 509 00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:50,380 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- sync:ßÇÈâÈâ