All right, sweetheart. We are near Najaf.
I'm not allowed to say exactly where.
Hey, Dwight, say hello to Jenny.
- He's cheating on you! - Nice.
With a camel... a drunk, slutty camel.
All right, it was one time, okay,
and the camel's been texting me, but it's over, I promise.
Hello? PSD.
Hey come on?
You see those guys?
Private contractors.
They make 700 bucks a day.
I make 7.
Yeah, but you know what they got to do?
They got to...
Dwight!
... they got to do? They got to...
Dwight!
Jenny is your fiancee?
Well, she was, but...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm not mad. It happens.
I don't want charity.
- We are not a charity. - I just want my rehab.
And if I'm gonna work, and I want to work...
Dr. Laroque says I need another year and a half of hard-core rehab,
maybe two more surgeries.
Castleman shot me up.
I just want them to pay my bills. No more, no less.
The army investigation determined you were...
They said you're hit by insurgents?
Because Castleman refused to cooperate in that investigation.
- They can do that? - Nobody stopping them.
They're cowboys. They go off all the time... boom, boom.
- I just want them to do right by me. - Pardon me, Mr...
- Nathan Ford. You're Dr. Lar... - Could I talk to you outside?
He's cool. I found him on the net.
Yes, that never goes badly.
With me.
I'll be in touch.
You can't just come in here and get his hopes up.
- I'm just here to provide options. - There are no options!
- The veterans hospital... - ... is 400 miles away
and has a 5-month waiting list.
Everybody in that rehab room is a reservist.
When reservists get out, they get sent home,
no matter where home is or how far it is from the treatment they need.
Nobody thought this through.
We're not a rich hospital. I cashed in every favor I had
to take care of these kids for as long as I could but...
I have to go back in there and tell Perry we can't treat him anymore.
I have to do that.
Run your scam on somebody with money.
It's not a scam. I'm here to help.
People don't just show up to help.
That's not the way the world works.
Hardison, call them.
Why?
I can't live like this anymore!
The lies and the filth!
No! Help me! I just...
I want to be clean.
I want to be clean!
You understand this is a soap commercial, right?
Well, when I thought about Peggy,
I came up with this idea,
that the dirt is really this giant,
like, metaphor for sin.
You should take that.
No, no. You should take that.
Hello?
When?
Peggy killed her first husband.
Thank you.
Is that you or me?
It could be important.
Does your mama have your number?
Yeah.
Nothing. Why?
Parker.
No, I wasn't shushing you.
From the first job?
- I put all the money in a swiss bank. - You didn't buy anything?
I don't like stuff. I like money.
I bought a little retirement home in Ireland...
- Greece. - And Dubai...
and Tokyo.
- What about you? - Yeah...
I'm not about to tell two thieves what I did with my payout.
Don't you trust us?
Okay.
- I don't get it. - What is this?
This is our new cover story.
Welcome to Leverage Consulting & Associates,
founded in 1913 by the great Harlan Leverage III.
I'm sorry.
Nate is going to kill you.
- Did you paint that? - I'm gifted.
That's weird.
Now, Leverage consulting is squeaky clean.
All corporate taxes are on record as paid for the last 90 years.
All your identities as partners. Payroll taxes are paid.
You guys have pension plans and dental.
Those are employment records, case files, and company newsletters.
In 1998, I won the sack race at the fourth of july picnic.
- Cool! - Now, these...
These are your offices.
Now, you can bring something, like a photo or,
you know what, a plant. I'm a big supporter of dandelions.
I can't believe you spent your share of the cash on all of this.
Me, no. Hell no. Nate paid for all of this.
You know, with what he had left.
I mean, after he gave the rest of it away.
What do you mean? He gave it away?
All of it, every last penny.
It was, to like,
like some childrens hospital or something like that, but...
This...
This is my masterpiece.
Nice.
My man.
- Long version or the short version? - Short.
- Short version. - Shortest.
Photo and video forensics programs,
back doors into every electronic banking system in the world.
Running heuristic data crawlers all over the news sites to find our clients.
- Also... - This is the short version?
... facial recognition database
tied into CIA, NSA, and the FBI.
But the real pièce de résistance...
... directv HD total sports package.
NFL, NBA...
And I threw in a little bit of hockey
'cause I know you people like that.
Hockey.
All right, stop kicking the tires.
You want to take her for a spin?
You see those guys?
Private contractors.
They make 700 bucks a day.
I make 7.
Yeah, but you know what they got to do?
They got to...
Dwight!
Our client is the cameraman.
Corporal Robert Perry.
He says that the Castleman contractors spooked
and started firing.
5.56 NATO rounds...
Mixed in with some 9 mills from the submachine guns.
Insurgents would have used AK-47 with 7.62 ammo...
Has more of a "crack."
Contractors shot them up.
You id'd the weapon from the gunshot sound.
It has a very distinctive sound.
Castleman security is hard-core, folks.
A billion-dollar company. They got government contracts
everywhere we got troops.
That's Charles Dufort, C.E.O.
He's very paranoid and very professional.
I want to get this clear.
This is a private army you're talking about taking on.
They got their own intel assets. They got a lot of trigger-pullers.
Yes, and lobbyists in every office in washington, D.C.
The problem with a cover-up
is all the paperwork it takes to keep the lies straight.
Internal e-mails, memos.
- Exactly. - So...
Let's go to work.
So, we steal the evidence and threaten to expose them.
- Blackmail. - Yes...
But just enough blackmail to pay for Perry's rehab.
And a couple of million more in damages.
Never hold up in court.
Ah, but that's why corporal perry is lucky.
He doesn't have lawyers. He has thieves.
Hardison.
Next time, I wear the suit.
Dufort's here.
I'll make contact.
See what you can squeeze out of him.
Parker, Hardison, time to hit his office.
I got to go back to the office. I just remembered something.
- What? - I just remembered gravity,
and the squishiness of all my manly bits.
I designed this rig myself.
The line is carbon fiber, five-point harness.
Weight support here, and here. Autobraking resistance
on the main pulley back here.
Okay. Cool. So it's tested?
Not yet.
Not yet...
When the hell was you gonna test it?
You big baby.
Seriously?
Hardison, Parker, guard sweeps are every 10 minutes.
That means you got 9 min 30 sec.
I'm working on it.
Castelman is gonna be very happy with the new propriation bill.
- Pardon me, congressman. - Yes.
Lily McReady. I'm with executive orders.
They're a London-based defense contractor.
Charles Dufort.
Executive orders doesn't work for the U.S. Government.
Yet.
Perhaps we could do something about that.
Yes, well...
It was very nice to meet you.
Now, you'll have to excuse me.
You're not poaching, are you?
Appropriations bill 718.
Those are our defense contracts. Don't even bother.
Mr. Dufort, surely there's enough war to go around.
I rather like you.
Hardison, what's this bill they're talking about?
I'd like to give you the schoolhouse rock,
but this man has an RFID security-card reader on his power supply,
so I'm a little busy.
Old-school.
I found a safe.
You're not gonna believe this.
It's voice-activated.
Well, one problem at a time. Sophie, I'm going in.
We need to get an RFID card to Eliot.
My company's focused on meeting senators,
but...
- I'm thinking congressmen. - The great thing about congressmen?
50, 100 grand well spent will get one elected.
But then, once they're in, the incumbency rate is over 95 %.
So you can get, on an average, 18, 20 years of use out of one of them.
In these uncertain times, buying a United States congressman
is one of the best investments a corporation can make.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
I'm a professional criminal, and I find that disturbing.
We've been provide military advises,
international effort over fourty years.
Well, helping overthrowing the government Mr. Dufort?
No, overthrowing the government is too harsh a way to describe it.
We just help them along.
It was a kind of collaboration.
Oh, you have a little dip.
Oh, dear. You've got dip
on this beautiful jacket.
Shouldn't be too hard to get out and wash.
This is the first day I've worn it.
Thank you.
Let me see if I can get someone to help you with that. Excuse me.
- Yeah, garcon? - Yes, madam?
Could you possibly help us? There's little stain on this jacket.
Look at that. Let me take care for you.
- If you could splash a little salt. - Let me keep this.
A man in my position shouldn't forget his wallet.
- That's embarrassing. - Thank you.
Here you go, sir. Knock yourself out.
- There's no magnetic strip. - It's a little radio frequency.
Just put it up next to the phone that I gave you.
I'm in.
Parker, what's the status of the voice lock?
I've been sampling Dufort's speech,
- but I still need a few more sounds. - How many?
I only need the sounds "puh," "tuh," "ooh," "uh,"
"eh," "oh," "ah," "kuh," "ay," "eff."
Ah, only those.
Eliot?
I'm on it.
Pardon.
Hello.
- Appetizer, sir? - Sure. What have you got?
I've got the pâtes d'escargot avec beurre d'Argentine...
And...
what looks like old duck, kind of greasy.
I guess I'll have the first one.
But of course.
Well?
- May I have some? - The greasy duck?
- Not the greasy duck. - I wouldn't suggest it.
No, the other one!
The pâtes d'escargot with the beurre Argentine!
Excellent choice.
Pretty good. You got most of them.
Okay.
Now all I need is "eff," "uh," and "kuh."
- This is shrimp! - ???
It's shrimp, you stupid fu...
There they are.
Really loud, too.
Okay, Sophie, start the walkaway.
I was wondering, could I drop by your office?
Anytime.
Where are you going?
Playing a hunch.
All right, well, play it fast.
Hardison, what do you got? You got 3 minutes.
Too much.
I got all of Perry's medical records.
I wish be sure it's pretty normal,
but I've got psych evaluations, high-school records.
- They're reading his e-mails. - Tapping his phones.
I've got surveillance photos of Perry here from the hospital yesterday.
Why are they spending so much money watching our guy?
I mean, the investigations of the shooting were done months ago.
See those guys?
Private contractors.
Because it's not about the shooting.
The cover-up has nothing to do with the shooting.
It's about the trucks.
Congressman.
Yes?
Your support on the next appropriations bill would be very helpful.
We've already earmarked the no-bid contracts for Castleman.
- They deserve it. - Nobody's perfect.
Look at all the trouble they had with that shooting in Najaf.
I'm sorry?
I don't really follow that sort of news.
I just review the contracts.
Of course.
Excuse me.
Parker, Hardison, bug out, go back to the office.
- We're going to the hospital. - You need to talk to Perry?
It wasn't an accident. Perry isn't a victim. He's a witness.
Castleman strike you as the kind of company
that keep a witness alive?
He's not in his damn room.
I'm checking all the corridors connected to the exterior doors.
Sorry, Doc, I know it's closed, but...
Mr. Ford?
- We got to get you out of here now. - Why?
Castleman.
- Rob Perry. - Sophie Devereaux.
- Here we go. - Watch those hands, Mr. Perry.
I'm in a wheelchair. I'm not blind.
Let's go.
It ain't getting clear. I can't find...
Excuse me, do you work on this floor?
I... What floor is this?
I'm in orthopedics, so...
Get the elevator!
Mr. Ford!
Hello.
Go!
We got all this stuff one of the Castleman hitters.
I can't live with the pain. I'm so sorry.
This is a suicide note.
This gun is registered in Robert Perry's name.
The bill of sale belongs to a shop a mile from his house.
I got Perry squared away in a safe house.
Playtime's over, Nate. It's only a matter of time for they come after us.
The tall one, the way he used the knife...
Ex-marine, probably force recon.
You i.d.'d a guy off his knife-fighting style?
It's a very distinctive style.
- That's for later. - I didn't sign up for any of this.
What I did before, no got hurt.
I stole paintings for a living.
I never hurt anybody.
I actually hurt people, so...
- If anything'd happened to this kid. - You know, you guys called on me.
You remember?
You begged me to run the crew, agreed to play by my rules.
Walk out any day if you have a problem with that.
It's simple.
We finish this one.
Just one.
How do we hit 'em?
Congressman Jenkins. He's our in.
He looked me straight in the eye and told me he never heard of the shooting.
So?
Looked me in the eye?
When men are telling the truth, they're not looking me in the eye.
Men only look a woman in the eye
when they're making the effort to lie to her.
- You can't argue with that. - Noted and filed.
All right, Jenkins is Dufort's pet congressman.
Let's see if we can get him to bit.
The best way to get two people to reveal a secret...
get them to turn on each other.
May I put that away for you?
That didn't sound like a question.
Congressman Jenkins.
Executive orders, the european company.
- From the fund-raiser. - That's right.
I remember you from the fund-raiser.
Please.
Tom Abrams. You can call me Tommy.
You don't work for congressman Jenkins, do you?
I do not. I work for congressman Calloway, from upstate.
We already have enough friends on the appropriations committee.
European countries will aid the U.S. in their foreign operations
if they know that european companies are gonna reap some of the benefits.
Some help in the appropriations bill.
I support american companies.
- Like Castleman? - Like Castleman.
And they support the country.
Well, I'm here because congressman Calloway wanted me to let you know
that he's open to discussions now that
congressman Jenkins has gone soft on you.
Jenkins always delivers.
Jenkins told my boss, to his face...
- that he's tired of covering for you. - We've backed him for years.
Well, Jenkins wanted my boss to meet this woman
from a british company...
Executive orders.
I didn't pick you at random, congressman.
Castleman can be a fickle friend.
Rumor has it they're looking for some fresh blood.
I'll tell you what. If your earmarks and your no-bid contracts
are still in that appropriations bill, then you know that he's still your boy.
But if they're not, congressman Calloway
would be open to enjoying the same favors
that Jenkins has enjoyed for all these years.
But of course, Jenkins has new friends now.
You should look out for the signs.
Missed phone calls... No more little favors...
Those are the same signs that your wife is cheating on you.
That's right.
And what am I supposed to do when that happens?
Play the field.
- Thanks very much for coming. - Pleasure.
Congressman Jenkins is very careful.
No direct bribes, but he's renovating his house,
and so far, he's received over $600,000 worth of work
for a little over 50 grand.
Castleman owns the contracting company.
I mean, he's going through like three shell companies, but, yeah.
His man loves his house.
Just check out his web-browsing habits. Look here.
You see, the man spent 3 weeks picking out the perfect mahogany wood panels.
This site is like wood porn.
- Is his house finished? - Not even close.
Can I have your phone?
Hello. Yes.
I'd like to cancel delivery
on some mahogany wood paneling, please.
The Jenkins house, yeah.
You know what, do me a favour. Go ahead and cancel the whole order.
Yes, sir.
What's he doing?
Yanking the congressman's chain.
Parker started her run yet?
Just now.
You know, I still think it would be easier for me
to just hack the bill in the printer queue.
No computers, no.
A bill is put into a wooden box on the congressional floor
called "the hopper".
A wooden... a wooden box?
- A wooden box. - Wood?
We can put a man on the moon,
but all our laws go into a wooden box.
What we need to do is, we need to get Dufort
to believe that Jenkins is abandoning him.
That Jenkins submitted the appropriations bill
that doesn't have any of the usual contracts for Castleman.
Which means that we have to put
our own pages into the bill.
That means the only place that we could get at it would...
- With no pass you don't get in. - I Just have...
I mean, break a law, everybody's done that.
My mama's done that.
But steal a law...
She's gonna be a legend, baby.
The eagle has landed.
- It's in. - Go ahead, girl.
Sexiness!
I like it.
You want to ease up on that a little bit.
I'm just saying. Between me and you.
Never leaves the room.
So, how Washington?
Villains, con men, wolves in cheep's clothing.
- I felt right at home. - This is pretty amazing. Listen.
... this is your contractor's problem.
Please. Let's not pretend.
You pulled all our earmarks from the appropriations...
There's about an hour of this, but here's the high point.
Somebody screwed up. I've always been there for you.
I called Manila.
I cleared customs for you in Los Angeles.
And that was a risk!
Now, after that, there's...
Whatever you call the "rich guys on telephones" version of makeup sex.
But now we know,
Castelman makes a thousand shipments a month.
But one shipped through Manila, right after the shooting,
linked to phone records from the congressman.
Their shipments come through here.
Now, somewhere in this madness
is container 541.
It's currently at the port of Los Angeles.
What's in it?
No idea, but it's moving in two days.
Heading to the main Castleman storage facility in Kansas.
Now, that...
That's why they tried to hit Perry, right there, that's it.
Wanted to tie up all the loose ends
before they tuck this one away at home base.
What do you ship in a crate from Iraq?
Oh, boy.
Something worth killing for.
How's security?
Dockyard entrance is no problem.
There it is. It's 541.
Hold up, Rambo.
Okay, no lasers. No motion detectors.
No vibrations, no... whoops.
- What "whoops"? - There's a webcam.
I'm picking up its broadcast on my phone.
I see it, up on that pole.
I just have to spoof the i.p. address
and overlay a digital duplicate on the wi-fi.
- Or that. - Let's go. Come on.
I'm sorry it was too far away for you to punch.
I'm sure that ally frustrates you.
Position one, what's your status?
Perimeter is secure. We ready. Grady.
Copy that. I'm on my way.
- What do you think is in there? - Artifacts from baghdad museums,
- maybe some from the saddam palaces. - No, I bet it's weapons.
A lot of back-alley arms-dealing going on in a war zone.
Money's good, too.
Hey! Line of sight.
Don't go away from that container.
Something's wrong with the webcam.
Get some men up there and fix that webcam.
I want it working in an hour. Move.
Okay.
That's worth killing for.
Ultraviolet checks out, paper checks out.
The watermarks, the ink, it all checks out.
There's a whole container of it, from Iraq of all places.
- It's got to be counterfeit. - No, it's real.
It feels real.
Hey, what do you got going on? You and Hardison?
What is it, like a creepy contest?
I don't know, what is it,
$200, $300 million in U.S. currency.
What's it doing in Iraq?
We sent it there.
What?
Beginning of the Iraq war,
my old company helped insure
the largest currency transfer in history.
Billions and billions in 1s, 5s, and 20s, all cash,
sent to Iraq for reconstruction.
Bribes.
As needed.
$9 billion went missing.
Wait. Billion with a "b"?
$9 billion of U.S. taxpayer money just...
- disappeared? - Castleman gets a cut of the booty.
The day they go to move it,
real soldiers, they see the transfer.
One of the contractors spooks, starts shooting.
But corporal Perry didn't see anything.
They don't know that.
But Castleman's a billion-dollar company.
Why would they even care about this cash?
Because it's cash.
You know, money is money. That's one thing.
Cash is a whole other thing.
For all the money in the economy,
there's only about $500 in cash for every american, that's it.
Untraceable small bills... Perfect for slush funds, or...
Improvements for a U.S. congressman.
Small-time donors, you know, for re-election.
No electrotrail.
- It's money-laundering. - How so?
All right, well, Castleman uses the illegal cash
to re-elect his congressman.
Congressman gets him no-bid contracts for government jobs.
And then the government...
... pays for his services
with legal money.
And there's the circle right there.
They turned the entire U.S. Government into a money-laundering scam.
- That's right. - I'm impressed.
I never thought I'd say this, ever...
That is just way too much money to steal.
You're not gonna steal it.
You don't remember?
You're the good guys now.
You're gonna give it back.
Check the perimeter.
Start your rounds.
- The car is right over there! - Hey you two.
I told you we should've taken the shuttle bus.
I paid them $2,000 for food poisoning.
They're not getting another cent!
I have to hear this again?
Hey, you. Come here.
Where's the Pacifica Cruise, the parking lot?
You people have to move away from this area.
Well, I'm trying to, jackass. Just tell me where my car is!
That's right. Start a fight, why don't you?
- Excuse me. - Yes, sir?
Congressman!
- Hello, what a pleasure! - Look, I paid a fortune
for these mahogaane panels,
and I'd like to know where the hell they're.
I can help you with that right here.
They changed the lock.
Just do what you do.
I mean, whatever. What you need?
Stop all that playin'.
Hell no.
After squeezing out three brats...
- Here we go again. - But he treats me to a little romance,
- just a little? - Hey, you two!
Back to your posts.
What's this...
- I know you. - What?
Check the container!
Where did they go?
Perimeter, there's a white truck coming at you.
Do not let it pass.
Stop that truck.
Come on, come on.
Get out of the vehicle. Now!
- Get out of the way. - Grady!
- What's going in here? - What are you doing here?
We're moving the container. What's happened?
The container's empty.
Go...
Get out of the truck.
And just where do you think you're going?
- I'm just transporting. - You're just gonna open this truck.
What did you do? Who the hell are you working for?
You stupid son of a bitch! I will bury you!
You get your damn hands off me!
You don't think we kept all of your e-mails,
all of your phone calls?
You go down with us on this.
What is "this"?
This is the container!
The container?
The container with the iraqi money?
Open it.
Okay, I see what this is.
This is racial.
This is about my ethniticity, ain't it?
It's 'cause I'm jewish?
I'm supposed to believe that you happened to be here
on the day that a couple of hundred million $ in cash goes missing?
Don't blame me!
I helped you smuggle that money through customs.
I broke laws. I could go to jail!
Congressman?
Is this the container, congressman?
- What? - You called us, congressman.
You must be mistaken about this.
Just 'cause a brother likes matza-ball soup,
what's wrong with that? Sammy davis...
Open that door...
or I open your head.
Not this one. This is 542.
What?
Your phone call said 541.
Sir, you're holding the key.
Yeah.
I'm just back from washington for a day,
and they say I have to personally come down here.
Give you a map to your container right there.
And one second. Hold on. I'll get you the key.
- Don't. Don't. - They're filming us.
Charles, help me here please.
No!
Congressman, what is all this? What have you uncovered here?
I have uncovered... corruption.
This is Charles Dufort from Castleman security.
And in the course of his
company's very patriotic work in iraq,
they discovered a massive
theft of U.S. currency.
Our intel revealed
that this container left Iraq some time last month.
I knew that I would need high-level help unraveling this conspiracy,
so I called the most honest man that I know,
congressman Jenkins.
And I want to tell you this...
I, for one, am not going to stand by
and let this sort of
war-profiteering continue.
Don't you blame me!
I helped you smuggle that money through customs.
I broke laws. I could go to jail!
Get your damn hands off me!
... we kept all of your e-mails, all of your phone calls?
You go down with us.
Congressman, is this a confession?
There's an explanation for everything.
What is that explanation?
How long have you been involved in this smuggling?
Oh, crap!
We're gonna lead with "crap."
- What's this about? - I don't know.
Mr. Ford said he wanted us down here right away.
Hi, guys.
What do you want?
Show them.
An empty truck?
Nothing up my sleeve.
- Is this stolen? - Not anymore.
What are we supposed to do with it?
Pay for corporal Perry's rehab.
And some other guys rehabs.
Pretty much whatever you want.
Doc,
a cute blonde shows up with a couple million dollars,
I say we take the win.
Thank you.
Corporal.
Thank you.
The world doesn't work this way.
So change the world.
Okay.
We got it... We can take care of everybody.
- I get half, right? - No, you don't get half.
Yes, I do! I get it half.
Anybody who wants to walk away can do it right now.
One more.
Maybe two.
I bought a plant.
Nice. Team spirit.
What does it do?
I can't believe you gave all your money away.
- You didn't buy yourself anything? - I bought a car.
Probably a station wagon.
- An electric car. - Of course.
How sweet. Do you have to wind it up?
- I just trying to be responsible. - Responsible?
You know, it sucks to be the good guy.
You haven't figured it out yet, have you?
Just 'cause you're the good guys now...
doesn't mean you can't have a little fun along the way.
- Oh, boy. Midlife crisis. - Absolutely.
Definitely midlife.
Totally midlife crisis.
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